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Put down the camera
and help me
make a coherent sentence.
That came from
out of nowhere.
Good intentions are always
useless if your actions cause others harm.
I drank tire foam and...
sat there and wondered why as I slowly swelled up.
They made me a mod for...............
filling inner tubes.
I tried to post one to YouTube but
that would be stupid.
So instead I read
the side effects for drinking tire foam on the side of the can.
I can't pass gas
in a school zone.
Once you reach the taxi way
over there, you'll be over there.
There's nothing like riding
without sleep.
Need more
coffee, Red Bull, Monster, Coca cola, and top it off with a 5hr Energy drink.
That much caffeine
can be interesting.
What is more interesting is
trying to find a bathroom after drinking all that.
There is never enough
rest stops on the highway.
The state trooper
had been pulled over by an angry pedestrian.
They were complaining that
with 300 channels there's still nothing good on TV.
Then they went
to the cable company demanding that they put some good shows/ movies on instead of the same reruns.
They responded
with a hearty laugh.
They gave us the number for Dish so that
we can continue to be brain dead.
Instead of watching tv
let's jam at Marc's.
Marc has invited us all the weekend of
the Super Bowl.
He must have been thinking
about the super bowl next year.
Start planning now
for the rest of your life.
You are never guaranteed
to get another invite.
Since when did you