where life was no longer.
It all started with a bang
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where life was no longer.
It all started with a bang
that was big.
After that, Sheldon, Leonard and several other shady characters
ended up on CBS.
Remember when TV's had no remote control
and rabbit ear antenna.
Unsure of where to go
you couldn't even internet browse.
Now that's all changed because of
Al Gore who invented the internet.
Or maybe it was
a hamster on a wheel inside the computer.
Apple and Microsoft
you can't win with either.
Riding on a lawn tractor with beer in hand is
better than a rum and coke.
The commercial says drink responsibly
as potholes have been known to cause you to spill your drink.
It's way better to use a straw when
trying to not suck up the bugs in your drink.
Sucking through a straw also helps with
lip strength.
Before you begin,
loosen them up - pucker, relax, pucker, relax.
It's always better to
lip exercises before sucking through straws.
If you close your eyes
things turn black.
That gurgling sound that comes from
toothpaste and mouthwash.
Healthy teeth
don't guarantee you're a looker.
Just between you and me
is the fence post.
Why keep posting about fences when you could
outside fixing the broken one in the backyard.
Start by going to Home Depot
Where every employee will ignore you.
If I wanted that, I'd just
talk to a wall.
Brick by brick you can
build a brick house.
Then the big bad wolf
will try to blow it down.
Pigs and wolves never
will never see eye to eye.
That's why
Wolves and Grandmas are a thing.
Pigs and