"How much do you weigh? I reckon I could pick you up! HAHAHAHAHAHAhaaaaaa" (ensure to include the hysterical laughter - it really gets them goin.)
How about - "Is your daddy a thief? Cause I swear I saw a guy on crime stoppers last night who looks like alot like you, but male."
"I lost my number - can I have yours?"
"Nice shoes."
"If I were a cop, I'd arrest you on suspicion of possesion. Possession of sexyness!"
"If all the women in her were flowers, I'd pick you"
"You know something? If you and I knew each other already, I probably wouldn't want to talk to you right now - but how funny is that, I AM talking to you! Aren't you lucky then."
"I'll buy YOU a drink if you buy ME a pony/car/drumkit/whatever (as long as it's expensive)" - I like Pony - it's unexpected.
"Me and my friends wanted to know if you think pick-up lines work." If she says "No" then you come back with "Well obviously your wrong, since your talking to me right now." If she says "Yes" refer to any of the above. If she throws her drink at you, pull her hair and say your dobbing - schoolyard rules baby!
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