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  1. #26

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    apologies for the earlier post,
    noticed they had been removed.
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    "How much do you weigh? I reckon I could pick you up! HAHAHAHAHAHAhaaaaaa" (ensure to include the hysterical laughter - it really gets them goin.)

    How about - "Is your daddy a thief? Cause I swear I saw a guy on crime stoppers last night who looks like alot like you, but male."

    "I lost my number - can I have yours?"

    "Nice shoes."

    "If I were a cop, I'd arrest you on suspicion of possesion. Possession of sexyness!"

    "If all the women in her were flowers, I'd pick you"

    "You know something? If you and I knew each other already, I probably wouldn't want to talk to you right now - but how funny is that, I AM talking to you! Aren't you lucky then."

    "I'll buy YOU a drink if you buy ME a pony/car/drumkit/whatever (as long as it's expensive)" - I like Pony - it's unexpected.

    "Me and my friends wanted to know if you think pick-up lines work." If she says "No" then you come back with "Well obviously your wrong, since your talking to me right now." If she says "Yes" refer to any of the above. If she throws her drink at you, pull her hair and say your dobbing - schoolyard rules baby!
    "What consumes your mind, controls your life" - So, what consumes your mind?

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    where's your sofa?
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    My pick up line to my then future wife.

    Me:"Have we bet before?"
    Her: "No"
    Me: "......I don't mean in this life time."
    Her: [smiles]".....yeah right."

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    Here's one the ladies can use:

    "Hi, I'm female."
    "What consumes your mind, controls your life" - So, what consumes your mind?

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    A geekish one: Can i be the cos^2x to your sin^2x as combined we could be one

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    howz dis: are you blonde?
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    Hello I drive a bimmer

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    Where are you going?
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    Can I drink you a buy?

    Oh, listen to me, I've never asked anyone this before

    Can I buy you a drink?

    all the best...

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    Quote Originally Posted by concrete Building View Post
    where's your sofa?
    hahaha...too funny

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    After reading the pick up lines, I would have to say that some of us have done well with the ladies, and some of us have not!
    Quoting gonefishin: Just have some bacon with ya when you go pick her up..........youre an instant chick magnet.





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    Quote Originally Posted by pastor_bob View Post
    After reading the pick up lines, I would have to say that some of us have done well with the ladies, and some of us have not!
    Funny!

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    o.. dats a pickup line... oh.....
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    take me drunk Im home lol works on female police officers every time lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Larrysperf View Post
    take me drunk Im home lol works on female police officers every time lol
    Yeah, maybe but you should ask for the keys to the handcuffs first.
    Signature here

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    where's da grill ???
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    My brother said this one ALWAYS works: "Scream and I'll kill you."
    Robert

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    Quote Originally Posted by LagerHead View Post
    My brother said this one ALWAYS works: "Scream and I'll kill you."


    This song is just a ton of pickup lines strung together with music
    [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NVCRgI2Ld7U"]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NVCRgI2Ld7U[/ame]
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    can i bar take you? drunk i too am.
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    Quote Originally Posted by concrete Building View Post
    can i bar take you? drunk i too am.
    I had no idea Yoda was a playa!
    Robert

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    ^lol

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