I kept wanting to hit stop, but somehow couldn't. To those of you who are still young and impressionable (as opposed to middle-aged and bitter like myself), this is a parody of a rock drum instruction video and not to be taken seriously, but also not for the weak at heart.

PARENTAL WARNING
The "f" word is spoken once in passing in this video. If you feel you will be harmed by hearing it, please do not watch this video.