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    check out this Craigslist post for musicians....



    Members needed for new band

    We are Lexington's newest and hottest up-and-coming original act. We are SOOOO close to being ready, all we need is the following pieces of the puzzle and well be ready to go!

    Lead Singer - must be pretty awesome, good stage presence and an amazing voice
    Rhythm Guitarist - should know pretty much all the chords there are and should be able to strum on them
    Lead Guitarist - should know pretty much all the notes (but just on the guitar) and can play them in the right order
    Bass player - needs to have his own bass or if it's a her should be a girl because that would be hott.
    Drummer - Rhythm is a PLUS. Must know how to rock out like crazy and play naked.
    Back-up singers - We prefer to have a trio of hot chicks who we can see most of their boobies
    Horn section - we need one old dude and one young dude to play saxophones, and three guys with trumpets
    Keyboardist - should know the chords and notes on the piano but also on the keyboard and have a keyboard
    Sound guy - there should be someone with all those knobs and dials and stuff and he should own it all
    Lights guy - (see sound guy, but put in lights)
    Band manager - need this person to get us like four or five gigs a week and make sure that we get treated right and paid more than the other acts (because clearly we will be better) and to have a bus for us to ride around in while touring Lexington.



    So as you can see, we're pretty much ready and gonna GO PRO in pretty much no time, so if you can help us fill one of these last few spots we'll be on our way to stardom!!!1




    clearly it was poking fun at some of the band ad's but I LMAO

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    LOL!! CL is great for a few laughs!! And I love the people who try to sell their Pearl Forum kit for $900. I want to start posting and list everyone selling kits on there and list what the kit is actually worth!!

    I would get way too much hate mail though! LOL
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    Quote Originally Posted by LudwigLifer View Post
    If we had centerfolds for drums,that kit would be in one of them!

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    Quote Originally Posted by RHD03 View Post
    LOL!! CL is great for a few laughs!! And I love the people who try to sell their Pearl Forum kit for $900. I want to start posting and list everyone selling kits on there and list what the kit is actually worth!!

    I would get way too much hate mail though! LOL
    Ha theres a couple guys on the stl cl that already do that haha
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    Quote Originally Posted by NomNomNom View Post
    Ha theres a couple guys on the stl cl that already do that haha
    Think about it though, wouldn't you be greatful if you knew NOTHING about drums, looking to buy your first kit, and saw one of those guys telling you what these kits are really worth!!

    You could set up a "fee" for you efforts...I bet you could make a nice little chunk of change...as a CL liaison! LOL
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    Quote Originally Posted by LudwigLifer View Post
    If we had centerfolds for drums,that kit would be in one of them!

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    Quote Originally Posted by RHD03 View Post
    LOL!! CL is great for a few laughs!! And I love the people who try to sell their Pearl Forum kit for $900. I want to start posting and list everyone selling kits on there and list what the kit is actually worth!!

    I would get way too much hate mail though! LOL
    did you see the 15 piece export that only had like 5 drums for 1600? someone has to tell craiggers to stop counting "all the pieces that put my drum together." i emailed one of them why his kit costed so much and he said that there was a ton of drum pieces(i assume he was talking about hardware).. seriously who does that?
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    Nope, I didn't see it unless you are searching the Oklahoma City area. But I know what you mean. Drums, trone, pedal, stands, "SIMBOLS"...yeah, they all count as pieces. And they only say, "Black drum kit, good cond, 9 piece w/simbols...$750."

    But no pics. And no brand...never sell.
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    Quote Originally Posted by LudwigLifer View Post
    If we had centerfolds for drums,that kit would be in one of them!

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    I could do a thread on just the CL pics of odd tom angles or spelling of the words cymbals, rhythm and zildjian...

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    Quit belly aching and just do it...no other way.
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    LOL that's hilarious!
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    CL is definitely good for some laughs, but that one is one of the better ones Quadcam!
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    I love when people post pics on Craigslist that have no clue how to set up a drum kit.


    TOM ANGLES!!!!!!!
    Matt

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    More like tom SIMBOLS!! LOL
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    Quote Originally Posted by LudwigLifer View Post
    If we had centerfolds for drums,that kit would be in one of them!

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    Matt

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    And the actual description on Craigslist: HELLO I AM SELLING A 8 PIECE PRECISION DRUM SET. COMES WITH BASE DRUM, SNARE, 2 SYMBOLS, 3 TOM TOMS, STANDS, BASE DRUM MALLET, AND DRUM STOOL. BEAUTIFUL IT IS..WILL TAKE $700 OR THE BEST OFFER YOU CAN GIVE. SERIOUS BUYERS ONLY. CONTACT ME THRU EMAIL OR BY CALLING 240-604-6644 THANK YOU.
    Matt

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    Ha Ha!
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    Quote Originally Posted by yohin View Post


    And the actual description on Craigslist: HELLO I AM SELLING A 8 PIECE PRECISION DRUM SET. COMES WITH BASE DRUM, SNARE, 2 SYMBOLS, 3 TOM TOMS, STANDS, BASE DRUM MALLET, AND DRUM STOOL. BEAUTIFUL IT IS..WILL TAKE $700 OR THE BEST OFFER YOU CAN GIVE. SERIOUS BUYERS ONLY. CONTACT ME THRU EMAIL OR BY CALLING 240-604-6644 THANK YOU.
    woah, that's near me (washington, dc)

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    im selling my slightly used roger 7 piece drum set. im moving and dont have enough room for this bad boy in new house. so my lose is your gain.

    call me at **********

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    In this one I love the "roger" kit that's on display. And the term "bad boy" as it leans like the bass drum is drunk.
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    Quote Originally Posted by LudwigLifer View Post
    If we had centerfolds for drums,that kit would be in one of them!

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    Quote Originally Posted by yohin View Post
    I love when people post pics on Craigslist that have no clue how to set up a drum kit.


    TOM ANGLES!!!!!!!
    I FELL OFF MY ROCKER DYING OF LAUGHTER!!!!! hahahahahahahahaha

    look at the picture from far away, it looks like an alien or something with antennas!
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    boy oh boy was this good for a morning laugh! and the truth is i do see this kinda stuff and wonder about the people responsible for it..can you say..." Jerry Springer"
    Enjoy the Music!

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    Keep em coming guys this is a great thread idea! HA HA!


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    Welcome to Drum Chat PartyMoshskate!

    I am always amazed at the number of people who obviously don't have a clue what they have, or how to value it for sale. Some of the prices are enough to crack me up! I especially love those ads for gear that have a "famous signature" on it. "Hey, it really does add $1,000 to the value, and you can trust me on that! Oh, and if you saw that felt tipped pen in my hand, it's because I'm an . . . artist. Yeah, that's it - an artist!"

    There's a lot of good material on CL for a comedian to work with!
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    I don't get it.
    Robert

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    Too Funny!!! I hope these people are not reproducing!

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    Quote Originally Posted by bassist learning drums View Post
    Too Funny!!! I hope these people are not reproducing!
    Oh, I think you can count on the fact that they are!
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    Quote Originally Posted by yohin View Post
    I love when people post pics on Craigslist that have no clue how to set up a drum kit.


    TOM ANGLES!!!!!!!:
    (i hear dueling banjos in the backround)


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    Quote Originally Posted by bassist learning drums View Post
    Too Funny!!! I hope these people are not reproducing!
    Quote Originally Posted by pastor_bob View Post
    Oh, I think you can count on the fact that they are!
    LOL, you guys are right you know...there's no stopping it! The only question is, does the family tree fork?
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    Quote Originally Posted by LudwigLifer View Post
    If we had centerfolds for drums,that kit would be in one of them!

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