The Five Word Story

[Goro]

in paper and a bow

[G-man]

tie and a top hat

[late8]

a tux and black garters

[Bish]

with cute little sparkly shoes

[G-man]

with the big curled toes

[OldeEnglishD]

that hurts their hocked feet

[late8]

with toenails wrapped in bacon.

[Goro]

Outside waiting for a limo

[CycleDude]

Singing Lou Reed's "Wild Side"

[Bish]

were all these weird dudes

[late8]

and all the young dudes

[G-man]

carry the news, said Mott

[Bish]

the Hoople and the dudes

[OldeEnglishD]

carried it to the masses

[Bish]

while drinking with the lasses

[late8]

who were covered in molasses

[longgun]

in January, which was so

[OldeEnglishD]

sticky and sweet it attracted

[longgun]

Bees. Lots of crazed, psychotic..........

[Bish]

wasps were also seen nearby

[alvanko]

but they were busy with

[Goro]

chasing away Winnie the Pooh

[late8]

while with no purchase necessary

[Bish]

they were able to deduct

[G-man]

it on their Schedule A