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  1. #7101

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    Reminds me of Hotel California

  2. #7102

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    and the roach motel where

  3. #7103

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    you get stuck inside glued

  4. #7104

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    but you can never leave.
    Quote Originally Posted by rickthedrummer View Post
    There is intelligent life out there. The problem is that there isn't any here.

    -Mike

  5. #7105

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    I just cancelled my reservation

  6. #7106

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    and scheduled a stay-cation instead

  7. #7107

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    because I'm boring as heck

  8. #7108

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    and don't feel like traveling

  9. #7109

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    to find an outhouse but

  10. #7110

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    This never happened except once

  11. #7111

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    It was across the street

  12. #7112

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    where I saw this bucket

  13. #7113

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    and I just had to . . . . . . .

  14. #7114

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    fill it with soapy water

  15. #7115

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    then I began to wash

  16. #7116

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    cause I felt dirty and

  17. #7117

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    my wife started complaining about

  18. #7118

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    my stench. Thats when I

  19. #7119

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    flatulated my parachute pants open

  20. #7120

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    after playing for 2 hours

  21. #7121

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    I felt so relieved after

  22. #7122

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    I ran out of gas

  23. #7123

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    Now I'm stuck in Lodi

  24. #7124

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    again. Rode in on the

  25. #7125

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    fattest donkey that could find

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