Drum Chat Newbie Initiation

[gonefishin]

Here goes my attempt at poetic (or prosaic) liscense. Sorry Roaddebris, your username stuck out.

Whenever I put on this lingerie, I am brought back to a time as tender as a Billy Martin's hands. Full of life, desire, and most of all, Phish concerts.
It was with you, Roaddebris.
We shared many sensual evenings over insant oameal and cheap sangria, but I always knew there would be an end; though never for my love.

Theres a good one folks.........what a shame RD doesnt post any more cause this was right up his alley. I miss his humor.

Nice typin and welcome to the board PT and all the rest of you new members.

[Doctaclean]

Pastor Bob,

A Patchwork Quilt

Made up of memories of you
Bound together like a quilt
Sewn with your selfless giving
Threads made of grace
Lined with thoughts of you.

Squares made of days gone by
Days we spent together
Each with a new design
Of the things that we shared.

Blanket stitches of our hearts
Mingle the squares in rows
Nothing can tear it apart
Not fire or flood or anything close.

It’s kept in a place of my keeping
The treasure chest of my heart
Wrapped in tissue of forgiveness
And tied with ribbons of love.

The colors all speak of you
Pinks and Blues and other hues
Sewn tight and fastened together
With hope, like tender lingerie and a desire for sensual
oatmeal

[pastor_bob]

Doctaclean, you have passed the initiation with flying colors, and not just because you dropped my name in there! Your key to the member's washroom will be at the Newbie's kiosk. That's the second kiosk on the right. You can't miss it. It comes right after the member's break room.

Welcome to Drum Chat!

[Grogibear]

Imma have a go at this:
pastor_bob,
My lifelong desire had been fulfilled when I was able to have a mouthful of your sensual oatmeal, try on your delightful lingerie, and hold your tender hand in the process.

[Doctaclean]

Thank you Pastor Bob!

[pastor_bob]

Imma have a go at this:
pastor_bob,
My lifelong desire had been fulfilled when I was able to have a mouthful of your sensual oatmeal, try on your delightful lingerie, and hold your tender hand in the process.

Perfect Grogibear - just embarrasing enough, but not over the top! For you, we have the Newbie signate decoder ring. Unfortunately, they're back ordered at the momentm but watch the announcement bulletin board for notice of your ring coming in. The announcement BB is right outside the door to the super secret entrance to the Top Dog donuts & coffee room, so unfortunately, I can't tell you where that is.

[Grogibear]

Thanks pastor bob!

[Penguin]

Markadiddle, thanks for referring me to this thread. You're so tender hearted and care for me so much. Always looking out for (former) Minnesotan brothers and sisters! As a token of my appreciation, I am sending you the classic Minnesotan parka lingerie that you had a desire for since moving to CA. It is oatmeal filled, so if chance had it's way and you were stranded in a blizzard, hopelessly wandering, you could eat the stuffing while waiting for me to rescue you. I hope it fits well; I could only guess your size because your windows are a bit higher than usual.

Most of the other people I stalk have windows around the 4-4.5' height.

[marthared]

As a female starting out drummer, I wish to tell Drum Chick how much I admire her DESIRE to learn the blasted flams, as I dislike them as well. I am not of TENDER years, I just turned 40 and got my first tatoo and my first drum set to celebrate (cheapo electronic set). Since I no longer feel comfortable in LINGERIE while sitting on my drum throne, I have cut out the OATMEAL, too many carbs. The good thing about me and Drummer Chick is that while the men may have a bit more power, we can sneak in some subtle SENSUAL fills now and then.

Can I come play with everyone now?

I'm a newb, and will talk to Drummina.....

Drummina, tender were my brushes tonight on the snare at church. I was in "come as you are" attire, but not so late at night as to have to show up in my lingerie (which I actually don't have, but desire to be THAT size again!). I'll be dreaming of those sensual vibes that all come together when you know you're "feelin it". My favorite breakfast food is oatmeal! lol

[pastor_bob]

Well done Penguin and marthared! I don't know how I missed your initiation posts, but I feel like I need to do something special to make up for the oversight. I'll be leaving you each a box of chocolate donut holes (which have 0 calories, 'cuz they're holes) in the Drum Chat break room.

[pastor_bob]

drummer'

Um, dabdrums, you've made an excellent start, and you're getting an "A" for effort here. I might suggest fleshing it out just the teensiest little bit, though.

[drummer6150@gmail.com]

Man im NOT doin that lol

[Markadiddle]

Man im NOT doin that lol

Chicken!

[agent_orange]

I'm writing this for you all,I couldn't pick just one of you guys.
Whilst I was on a cruise ship and after a dinner of 'B-oatmeal',I went to the bar the Bar-'Tender' told me the band was due to play U2's 'Desire' next and the girl at the end of the bar would like to dance. Our dance was so sensual, we ended up in her cabin. Her Lingerie was so soft and lacy,but boy was it hard to put on.

[pastor_bob]

Well done AO! You are now officially "one of the gang!" You may regret that once you find out what a crazy bunch we can be.

Oh, by the way, you can find your secret decoder ring by using it to decode the secret coded message posted in the member's break room. The coded message will be right there next to the box of Pop Tarts.

[slowrocker]

tender
lingerie
desire
sensual
oatmeal

It all came down as the saddest moment of my life,
My tender heart was broken from all of the strife
While fears and worries ate at my heart,
Another desire came and tore me apart
I rushed through the lingerie section in the store,
Running with a sensual need into a golf cart,
and got the one thing I spent all of my life working for,
Oatmeal

[pastor_bob]

Well done slowrocker!

We'll have another hot bowl of oatmeal waiting for you in the member's lounge!

[Jasbat]

Well, English is not my first language so I don't promise it will be some beautiful poetry... But I like the concept! So here I go...
I hope it's not a bad luck sign cause I choose...
13Drummer

Oh 13Drummer, your may be a stranger but I feel like I wear, in front of you, lingerie.
I've dropped my bowl of tender oatmeal when I saw you... Cuz' my desire for your bad guy's name only equal me, tuning my snare with sensuality.

Oh yeah, I used to wear lingerie while tuning my drums AND chatting on the Internet. Don't judge me please...

[MarkFichara]

Well let me say hello again to all and I am redirected here with the help of kind
Markadiddle and also pastor_bob. I am Mark by the way and here to share very good information and stuff I have. Have a good time to all. Thanks.

[maddnotez]

Dear Rockerchick,

When I realized my desire to make you oatmeal in the morning was the first time I was truly alive. Your sensual drum patterns give me the urge to wear lingerie, and I hope that does not change anything between us.

Yours truly,

Tender Bob

[Markadiddle]

Dear Rockerchick,

When I realized my desire to make you oatmeal in the morning was the first time I was truly alive. Your sensual drum patterns give me the urge to wear lingerie, and I hope that does not change anything between us.

Yours truly,

Tender Bob

Finally, someone with enough guts! Good job, "Tender" Bob!!

Consider yourself initiated. You'll now receive the DC secret decoder ring. Just go down the hall, past the member's only lounge to the desk marked, "Receive your secret decoder ring here". Ask for pastor bob.

[pastor_bob]

Well done maddnotez (or is that "Tender Bob?").

I am still laughing over Markadiddle's suggestion that you "ask for pastor bob," though.

[maddnotez]

Sweet!!!!

Thanks for the ring Pastor Bob!!!

[Percussive Maintenance]

Alrighty ladies and gents. I'm a newbie here and really a newbie to chat sites in general so I'm gonna be "that guy" and ask where I'd go to get tips and ask for advice on this site. Also, I apologize if this is just completely off topic I've only been at drums for 5 years but I have my whole life ahead and I plan on dedicating most of it to my drum skills. Btw, I'm diggin' the smilies

[Markadiddle]

Welcome to DC, Percussive Maintenance! Just follow the instructions on page one of this thread and you'll be just fine.