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  1. #1351

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    Well done BeatMonster! Consider yourself officially initiated!! Now, all you have to do is go get your super secret drumchat decoder ring. It's just down the hall, past the drummer's lounge on the left. You'll see a secret door with a sign in huge letters that says, GET YOUR SECRET DECODER RING HERE! (ask for pastor bob.

    Oh and BTW - Some advice I give to all newbies here.... Don't forget to
    Stolen from EddieV:
    Boom, ching, boom boom ching, fuggadugga fuggadugga fuggadugga crash. Rinse, Repeat ad-nauseum.

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    Come on Mark. You steal copy. Just look at your signature.
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    Nothing says 'tough' like a drummer with ducklings on his drums. Ha!

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    Whatever, here goes nothing:

    I love you, drummer, because of the way you eat your tender oatmeal with such desire in your sensual ilngerie.

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    Hello my dearest Drum Chick.
    I Have a longing desire to listen to your tender drum songs while you are wearing lingerie. This would be the ultimate sensual pleasure. You would not want to listen to my drum songs because that would turn your ears and brains into oatmeal.
    Yours truly, ORD
    Last edited by Old returning drummer; 03-15-2015 at 11:50 PM.

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    Okay...Ugh...Haha So drummer is awesome due his tender drumming style, he is so good in fact that Women often buy lingerie to wear at his concerts. They have a big desire to hear him play that sensual music. People had compared his drumming to the smoothness of Oatmeal. I'm trying not to crack up.
    "Now you're singing with a swing"

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    Markadiddle I have been dreaming of your tender embrace, and have a strong desire for you to finally see me in my special lingerie Afterwards we can enjoy a very sensual oatmeal massage.(great way to exfoliate)

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    Haahaahahahahahahahaahhaaha
    Signature here

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    BWAH HA HA HA HA!!!

    TheMarsh, consider yourself officially initiated!
    Stolen from EddieV:
    Boom, ching, boom boom ching, fuggadugga fuggadugga fuggadugga crash. Rinse, Repeat ad-nauseum.

    Quote Originally Posted by drummer View Post
    Come on Mark. You steal copy. Just look at your signature.
    Quote Originally Posted by Texdrumr View Post
    Nothing says 'tough' like a drummer with ducklings on his drums. Ha!

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    Well, alrighty then, how does a noob approach this thread when he just joined ???

    I picked tender Alexis, because I like her name. I wonder if she'll model her lingerie while I play ? I desire to be a great drummer ! I promise I will be sensual when I play. Perhaps I will be so sensual she will make me some oatmeal.

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    Dear Drummer,
    While eating my oatmeal I was flipping through the current lssue of 'Tender Lingerie'. That's where I saw your ad for "sensual drum lessons". I'm not quite sure what to make of that, but I do desire to be a better drummer. So I want to prove my love to you by taking lessons.
    Butch
    Last edited by butchm68; 08-24-2015 at 07:10 PM.

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    Drum chick sounds sensual and like someone I might desire more than my oatmeal or my drum set. My fingers are quite tender from practicing so when I finish playing and after 43 years of marriage, I use my wife's old lingerie to cover my set...

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    Well done guys! These are hilarious! Welcome to DrumChat and thanks for playing!

    On a serious note, we've got a great bunch of down-to-earth and friendly drummers here. You can always ask questions or make comments here without fear of the intimidation or bullying that you sometimes get on other forums. DrumChat is known for it's friendliness.

    Welcome again!
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    tender
    lingerie
    desire
    sensual
    oatmeal
    I ws asked to use tender, lingerie, desire, sensual and oatmeal in a sentence.
    I had a tender desire to place my grandmother's sensual lingerie catalog under my kitchen table to keep my bowl of oatmeal from wobbling. and you should have read the ideas that didn't make it onto this post......Phew!

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    Quote Originally Posted by eveningbreezez View Post
    tender

    I ws asked to use tender, lingerie, desire, sensual and oatmeal in a sentence.
    I had a tender desire to place my grandmother's sensual lingerie catalog under my kitchen table to keep my bowl of oatmeal from wobbling. and you should have read the ideas that didn't make it onto this post......Phew!
    Too funny! Welcome EBEZ!
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    Jazz up your drum room, your studio or your screened in porch. Maybe take them camping!
    Decorate your next party! Now... drummers have their own awesome drum party lights! Drum Chat members get 20% off!
    Simply enter drumlights20 upon checkout.

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    When you shop at Drum Bum or BuyGifts.com, you help with the costs of operating DrumChat.com. Please consider patronizing their fine stores. Whether you need unique music gifts for friends or just want a a little something for yourself, Drum Bum is the place!





    For coupons and specials, join the Drum Bum mailing list.
    That will also allow you to be eligible to win a free drum T-shirt. Drum Bum gives away a free T-shirt every month!

    Buy Gifts for Drummers. And don't miss the free Drum Lessons!

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    I awoke to the smell of chicken tenders cooking in the oven. I smiled a bit and went to roll over--but something was wrong. My eyes snapped open, surveying the scene around me. A shapely woman clad in lingerie sat eating oatmeal opposite me, grinning wildly and talking to herself between bites. I went to stand up but I realized I was chained and padlocked around the waist to a drum throne--and there was a gorgeous bubinga kit in front of me, with a full set of turkish K's.

    "Ahh, you've awoken!" SpazApproved exclaims as he saunters into the room, starting at me sensually. "Now we shall play a game," he explains casually, his previous glimpse of desire gone completely. "You shall play the drums and wow me with a solo....OR DIE TRYING!" He exclaims with a cackle as he pulls back a curtain to reveal the shiny keen blade of a guillotine above my head.

    "Now get started, heehee!" he said as he swung a giant hourglass on it's end.
    "You have until the time runs out to impress me!"




    I know I cheated a bit by making it more than one paragraph, but I couldn't help it. Also, sorry Spaz but I keep seeing you in the threads I've been viewing and you're a fellow car enthusiast and PDP drum owner so I had to use you for this haha

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    Hi I play drums. Nice to meet you.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rhythm Ace View Post
    Hi I play drums. Nice to meet you.
    Hello Rhythm Ace, and welcome to the best drum forum on the interweb!
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    Quote Originally Posted by themarsh View Post
    markadiddle i have been dreaming of your tender embrace, and have a strong desire for you to finally see me in my special lingerie Afterwards we can enjoy a very sensual oatmeal massage.(great way to exfoliate)

    hahahaha........
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    So I have to tell you about a dream I had about Powertrip240. We went out to a fancy restaurant to fulfil our insatiable desire for meat. Our taste-buds watered as the waitress took our order in an outfit that could easily have passed for lingerie. She came back to the table and delivered the most tender loin of beef you have ever tasted. It had an oatmeal crust almost sensual in its delicate flavouring and unusual texture. It was a perfect metaphor for the love that exists between us mostly melt in the mouth but sometimes a bit crusty around the edges.

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