WHY MEN ARE SELDOM DEPRESSED:*
*Men Are Just Happier People --*
*What do you expect from such simple creatures?*
*Your last name stays put.*
*The garage is all yours.*
*Wedding plans take care of themselves.*
*Chocolate is just another snack...*
*You can never be pregnant.*
*You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.*
*You can wear NO shirt to a water park.*
*Car mechanics tell you the truth.*
*The world is your urinal.*
*You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one
is just too icky.*
*You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.*
*Wrinkles add character.*
*Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100.*
*People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.*
*New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.*
*One mood all the time.*
*Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.*
*You know stuff about tanks.*
*A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.*
*You can open all your own jars.*
*If someone forgets to invite you, He or she can still be your friend.*
*Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.*
*Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.*
*Everything on your face stays its original color.*
*The same hairstyle lasts for years, even decades.*
*You only have to shave your face and neck.*
*You can play with toys all your life.*
*One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all seasons.*
*You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.*
*You can 'do' your nails with a pocket knife.*
*You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.*
*You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives On December 24 in 25
minutes.*
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