hear my wife yelling at me to mow the lawn.
I think I'll trade her in for a...
hear my wife yelling at me to mow the lawn.
I think I'll trade her in for a...
...full head of hair again.
This morning, my dog...
Left me a nice gift in the corner of the kitchen.
So I wondering which way to hang the toilet paper when...
Have you got you're ticket for the rock train? You gotta earn that Ticket!!
Premier Genista - Pearl Masters - Primus custom snare - Zildjian A Custom- DW 5000 pedal - Zildjian Zack Starkey sticks
I play lead Drums
you find you've sat there doing your business and realize the roll is empty as you reach for it. Further, no one else is home and you had forgotten to add it to the shopping list.
For that very reason you should...
scream and holler until some one comes, or buy a life alert button for those emergencies.
When the paramedics arrive, looking for the injured elderly person, you should say...
-Tama Granstar II (12x11, 16x16, 22x16)
-Yamaha 7000 Series (12x8, 13x9, 16x16 22x18)
-Crush Sublime E3 (12x8, 16x14, 24x17)
-Pearl Mixed Series kit (8x7, 10x8, 15x13, 20x14)
-Brady Jarrah Ply 8x14
-HHG Purpleheart/Cherry Stave 7x14
-HHG Red Birch Stave 7x14
-Pearl Masters MCX 5.5x14
-Pearl Steel (Pre-Sensitone) 6.5x14
-Pearl Vintage Professional Series 6.5x14
-Tama Imperialstar Seamless Steel 6.5x14
-Tama Soundworks Maple 6.5x14
-Premier (African Mahogany with Beech Re-rings) 8x14
-Remo Bravo II 5.5x14
-OCDP Maple 6x14
-Crush Aluminum 5.5x14
-Crush 10 ply Maple 6x14
-Trixon Birch 5.5x14
-Wuhan Traditional Cymbals
-Paiste 2002, 602,
do you mind nipping to the shop to get the some toilet paper? Here's £2 there's a good lad..
so when i wake up on the bathroom floor i realise...
Have you got you're ticket for the rock train? You gotta earn that Ticket!!
Premier Genista - Pearl Masters - Primus custom snare - Zildjian A Custom- DW 5000 pedal - Zildjian Zack Starkey sticks
I play lead Drums
the DW collector's kit I wish I could afford right now, but can't.
In the meantime, at least I've got...
"It's better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak out and remove all doubt" - Abraham Lincoln
Have drums, will travel.
WARNING: Practical joke-playing drummer ahead!
Plenty of toilet paper..
So I let some kid use my dw collectors kit when I noticed...
Have you got you're ticket for the rock train? You gotta earn that Ticket!!
Premier Genista - Pearl Masters - Primus custom snare - Zildjian A Custom- DW 5000 pedal - Zildjian Zack Starkey sticks
I play lead Drums
..........the days of outhouses in Wyoming in the middle of winter, where which way the TP (or corn cobs) hung was not a major concern.
now back to our regular programming..........
of Drum Chat slowly turning into bowel movement chat.
As Markadiddle would post about...
...how everything here has turned to toilet humour.
How does Markadiddle cope with....
Tama Rockstar & Paiste User and Abuser......
the childish toilet humor?
One can only guess...
realized my bass pedal had turned into a role of TP
......so I had to.......
shoot everyone referencing anything to do with TP using Texdrumr's new bow and arrows.
This led to a mass riot by
...the good people at Kleenex thinking they were being out-sourced.
This made everyone want to.....
Tama Rockstar & Paiste User and Abuser......
stock up on tp, to avoid running out which would be catastrophic!!!
Once things settled down a little...
-Tama Granstar II (12x11, 16x16, 22x16)
-Yamaha 7000 Series (12x8, 13x9, 16x16 22x18)
-Crush Sublime E3 (12x8, 16x14, 24x17)
-Pearl Mixed Series kit (8x7, 10x8, 15x13, 20x14)
-Brady Jarrah Ply 8x14
-HHG Purpleheart/Cherry Stave 7x14
-HHG Red Birch Stave 7x14
-Pearl Masters MCX 5.5x14
-Pearl Steel (Pre-Sensitone) 6.5x14
-Pearl Vintage Professional Series 6.5x14
-Tama Imperialstar Seamless Steel 6.5x14
-Tama Soundworks Maple 6.5x14
-Premier (African Mahogany with Beech Re-rings) 8x14
-Remo Bravo II 5.5x14
-OCDP Maple 6x14
-Crush Aluminum 5.5x14
-Crush 10 ply Maple 6x14
-Trixon Birch 5.5x14
-Wuhan Traditional Cymbals
-Paiste 2002, 602,
.....something to do with drumming came up and sanity returned to DC.
.........meanwhile, back at the...........
drum shop, newbs were banging on all of the kits at the same time... without a real beat.
that made me want to...
-Tama Granstar II (12x11, 16x16, 22x16)
-Yamaha 7000 Series (12x8, 13x9, 16x16 22x18)
-Crush Sublime E3 (12x8, 16x14, 24x17)
-Pearl Mixed Series kit (8x7, 10x8, 15x13, 20x14)
-Brady Jarrah Ply 8x14
-HHG Purpleheart/Cherry Stave 7x14
-HHG Red Birch Stave 7x14
-Pearl Masters MCX 5.5x14
-Pearl Steel (Pre-Sensitone) 6.5x14
-Pearl Vintage Professional Series 6.5x14
-Tama Imperialstar Seamless Steel 6.5x14
-Tama Soundworks Maple 6.5x14
-Premier (African Mahogany with Beech Re-rings) 8x14
-Remo Bravo II 5.5x14
-OCDP Maple 6x14
-Crush Aluminum 5.5x14
-Crush 10 ply Maple 6x14
-Trixon Birch 5.5x14
-Wuhan Traditional Cymbals
-Paiste 2002, 602,
Hit them with my new sticks...
The owner of the shop turned to me and said..
Have you got you're ticket for the rock train? You gotta earn that Ticket!!
Premier Genista - Pearl Masters - Primus custom snare - Zildjian A Custom- DW 5000 pedal - Zildjian Zack Starkey sticks
I play lead Drums
...said to him, "surely you can't be serious?" He said "I'm deadly serious, and don't call me shirley".
After that, I left the shop and went to.......
Tama Rockstar & Paiste User and Abuser......
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