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  1. #51

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    ...and my hearing was impaired.

    After I cleared my hearing impaired ears out I was able to...

  2. #52

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    hear my wife yelling at me to mow the lawn.

    I think I'll trade her in for a...
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  3. #53

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    ...full head of hair again.

    This morning, my dog...

  4. #54

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    Left me a nice gift in the corner of the kitchen.

    So I wondering which way to hang the toilet paper when...
    Have you got you're ticket for the rock train? You gotta earn that Ticket!!

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  5. #55

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    you find you've sat there doing your business and realize the roll is empty as you reach for it. Further, no one else is home and you had forgotten to add it to the shopping list.

    For that very reason you should...

  6. #56

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    scream and holler until some one comes, or buy a life alert button for those emergencies.

    When the paramedics arrive, looking for the injured elderly person, you should say...
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  7. #57

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    do you mind nipping to the shop to get the some toilet paper? Here's 2 there's a good lad..

    so when i wake up on the bathroom floor i realise...
    Have you got you're ticket for the rock train? You gotta earn that Ticket!!

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  8. #58

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    that Drum Chat is slowly turning into bowel movement chat.

    We now return you to
    Stolen from EddieV:
    Boom, ching, boom boom ching, fuggadugga fuggadugga fuggadugga crash. Rinse, Repeat ad-nauseum.

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    Come on Mark. You steal copy. Just look at your signature.
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    Nothing says 'tough' like a drummer with ducklings on his drums. Ha!

  9. #59

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    the DW collector's kit I wish I could afford right now, but can't.

    In the meantime, at least I've got...
    "It's better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak out and remove all doubt" - Abraham Lincoln

    Have drums, will travel.

    WARNING: Practical joke-playing drummer ahead!

  10. #60

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    Plenty of toilet paper..

    So I let some kid use my dw collectors kit when I noticed...
    Have you got you're ticket for the rock train? You gotta earn that Ticket!!

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  11. #61

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    that Drum Chat is slowly turning into bowel movement chat.

    We now return you to
    Stolen from EddieV:
    Boom, ching, boom boom ching, fuggadugga fuggadugga fuggadugga crash. Rinse, Repeat ad-nauseum.

    Quote Originally Posted by drummer View Post
    Come on Mark. You steal copy. Just look at your signature.
    Quote Originally Posted by Texdrumr View Post
    Nothing says 'tough' like a drummer with ducklings on his drums. Ha!

  12. #62

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    ..........the days of outhouses in Wyoming in the middle of winter, where which way the TP (or corn cobs) hung was not a major concern.

    now back to our regular programming..........

  13. #63

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    of Drum Chat slowly turning into bowel movement chat.

    As Markadiddle would post about...

  14. #64

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    ...how everything here has turned to toilet humour.

    How does Markadiddle cope with....
    Tama Rockstar & Paiste User and Abuser......

  15. #65

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    the childish toilet humor?

    One can only guess...

  16. #66

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    how silly this is really becoming.

    Meanwhile, I was playing my drums and
    Stolen from EddieV:
    Boom, ching, boom boom ching, fuggadugga fuggadugga fuggadugga crash. Rinse, Repeat ad-nauseum.

    Quote Originally Posted by drummer View Post
    Come on Mark. You steal copy. Just look at your signature.
    Quote Originally Posted by Texdrumr View Post
    Nothing says 'tough' like a drummer with ducklings on his drums. Ha!

  17. #67

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    realized my bass pedal had turned into a role of TP

    ......so I had to.......

  18. #68

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    shoot everyone referencing anything to do with TP using Texdrumr's new bow and arrows.

    This led to a mass riot by

  19. #69

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    ...the good people at Kleenex thinking they were being out-sourced.

    This made everyone want to.....
    Tama Rockstar & Paiste User and Abuser......

  20. #70

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    stock up on tp, to avoid running out which would be catastrophic!!!

    Once things settled down a little...
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    -Tama Starclassic Birch (10x8, 12x9, 15x12, 22x16)
    -Gretsch USA Custom (13x9, 16x16, 22x16)
    -Pearl kit (10x8 BLX, 15x12 Marching Tenor, 20x14 converted marching bass)
    -Brady Jarrah Ply 8x14
    -HHG Purpleheart/Cherry Stave 7x14
    -Ayotte Stainless Steel 5.5x14
    -Premier (African Mahogany with Beech Re-rings) 8x14
    -Pearl Maple 4x14
    -Pearl Masters MCX 5.5x14
    -Pearl Session Studio Classic 5.5x14
    -Pearl Steel (Pre-Sensitone) 6.5x14
    -Pearl Steel Piccolo 3x13
    -CB Percussion Brass 5x13
    -Meinl Custom Classics Dark
    -Paiste 2002, 602, Rude

  21. #71

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    .....something to do with drumming came up and sanity returned to DC.

    .........meanwhile, back at the...........

  22. #72

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    drum shop, newbs were banging on all of the kits at the same time... without a real beat.

    that made me want to...
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    -Tama Starclassic Birch (10x8, 12x9, 15x12, 22x16)
    -Gretsch USA Custom (13x9, 16x16, 22x16)
    -Pearl kit (10x8 BLX, 15x12 Marching Tenor, 20x14 converted marching bass)
    -Brady Jarrah Ply 8x14
    -HHG Purpleheart/Cherry Stave 7x14
    -Ayotte Stainless Steel 5.5x14
    -Premier (African Mahogany with Beech Re-rings) 8x14
    -Pearl Maple 4x14
    -Pearl Masters MCX 5.5x14
    -Pearl Session Studio Classic 5.5x14
    -Pearl Steel (Pre-Sensitone) 6.5x14
    -Pearl Steel Piccolo 3x13
    -CB Percussion Brass 5x13
    -Meinl Custom Classics Dark
    -Paiste 2002, 602, Rude

  23. #73

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    Hit them with my new sticks...

    The owner of the shop turned to me and said..
    Have you got you're ticket for the rock train? You gotta earn that Ticket!!

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  24. #74

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    did you know that those drums are made from 100% genuine unicorn fur?

    When I heard that, I
    Stolen from EddieV:
    Boom, ching, boom boom ching, fuggadugga fuggadugga fuggadugga crash. Rinse, Repeat ad-nauseum.

    Quote Originally Posted by drummer View Post
    Come on Mark. You steal copy. Just look at your signature.
    Quote Originally Posted by Texdrumr View Post
    Nothing says 'tough' like a drummer with ducklings on his drums. Ha!

  25. #75

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    ...said to him, "surely you can't be serious?" He said "I'm deadly serious, and don't call me shirley".

    After that, I left the shop and went to.......
    Tama Rockstar & Paiste User and Abuser......

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