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    best Bond movie.

    It has a laser that can

  2. #1252

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    cut through metal, and certain Bond parts.

    That was intense, but no more intense than when
    "I consider every drummer that ever played before me an influence, in every way." (Buddy Rich)

    "How do you keep 90 people together with one stick? I've got two sticks and i can't keep 5 people together." (Ian Paice)

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    Tom Cruise was hanging on to a military plane in flight.

    Movie stars are

  4. #1254

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    people too.

    They deserve
    Aut Viam Inveniam Aut Faciam
    "I shall either find a way or make one"

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    to be face punched.


    After that,
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    they will all deserve an Oscar award.

    Music lessons are

  7. #1257

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    free on YouTube.

    I love playing the fool

  8. #1258

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    for the city.

    I just wanna
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    have fun.
    Say, have you heard the one about . . . .

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    the drummer who

  11. #1261

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    showed up to the gig with no sticks?

    He was

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    playing the cajon.

    He also forgot his
    Aut Viam Inveniam Aut Faciam
    "I shall either find a way or make one"

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    chair.

    After the gig
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    ... he won the Drumset of the Month contest, on another drum forum.


    His friends here, said
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    I see what you did there.


    That was very
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    Impressive, creative and innovative.

    He took the

  17. #1267

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    pearl out of the oyster's mouth.

    Meanwhile, the washboard player

  18. #1268

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    fell to the floor in laughter.

    Tears were streaming
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    down his face.

    But they were tears of.............

  20. #1270

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    pain because he didn't win the drum set.

    He left

  21. #1271

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    not realizing that it was a contest for best-looking drum set, not to win a drum set.

    However, the young feller who did win

  22. #1272

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    had the best looking set in the state.

    However, he wasn't satisfied . . . .

  23. #1273

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    So he decides to build his own kit and try again. He's thinking about building it out of.......

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    recycled rodeo belt buckles and used aircraft tires.

    It may not be pretty, but
    Aut Viam Inveniam Aut Faciam
    "I shall either find a way or make one"

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    it sure won't fly either.

    After refueling, the realization was that
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