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12-08-2016, 12:13 PM
#2151
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the toilets in Australia flush counterclockwise.
If I grow a beard
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12-08-2016, 01:35 PM
#2152
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chicks will dig me.
The only thing they like better than a hairy face is a hairy
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12-09-2016, 01:24 PM
#2153
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monster.
Name it what you think of when ...
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12-11-2016, 06:39 AM
#2154
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you used a microscope.
Tiny things are
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12-11-2016, 12:10 PM
#2155
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bigger when they are magnified.
I set up the telescope
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12-11-2016, 02:18 PM
#2156
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for moon viewing.
Did you know that the
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12-11-2016, 11:40 PM
#2157
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Moon has little gravity.
When the sun
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12-12-2016, 03:57 AM
#2158
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hits your eye like a big pizza pie,
that's
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12-12-2016, 07:23 AM
#2159
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time for sunglasses.
You should always protect your
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12-12-2016, 11:54 AM
#2160
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eyes when welding, grinding, and riding a motorcycle.
Wear a helmet
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12-12-2016, 02:57 PM
#2161
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save a motorcycle.
Ride a horse
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12-12-2016, 03:47 PM
#2162
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because dogs are too small.
Besides, they hate it when
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12-12-2016, 04:46 PM
#2163
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they chip a nail.
On the other paw,
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12-12-2016, 11:44 PM
#2164
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we paws this moment.
Fast forward to
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12-13-2016, 12:07 AM
#2165
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when a guy comes to your gig off the street and fights with owner of the venues wife.
The band stopped playing
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12-13-2016, 10:22 AM
#2166
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with his wife too after that incident.
It got really
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12-13-2016, 01:43 PM
#2167
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cold.
Then when it snowed
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12-13-2016, 01:46 PM
#2168
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PearlMCXMan let us know how much.
Weather forecaster generally are.................
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12-13-2016, 09:00 PM
#2169
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called weather forecasters.
Forecast generals generally forecast
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12-13-2016, 10:59 PM
#2170
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a big storm like el niņo.
Now a tornado
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12-14-2016, 06:57 AM
#2171
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is not something you want to drive thru.
The drive thru at Tilted Kilt offers the best........
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12-14-2016, 11:37 PM
#2172
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view during a tornado where kilts really get tilted.
A 2x4 went thru the windshield
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12-15-2016, 11:13 AM
#2173
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but missed the occupants.
Ducking the projectile required
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12-15-2016, 11:29 AM
#2174
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a quick reaction time.
Try keeping the car straight
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12-15-2016, 11:46 AM
#2175
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when your wife is in the car or you'll be sorry.
The hardest thing in the world to do is
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