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    the toilets in Australia flush counterclockwise.

    If I grow a beard

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    chicks will dig me.

    The only thing they like better than a hairy face is a hairy

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    monster.


    Name it what you think of when ...
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    you used a microscope.

    Tiny things are

  5. #2155

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    bigger when they are magnified.

    I set up the telescope

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    for moon viewing.

    Did you know that the
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    Moon has little gravity.

    When the sun

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    hits your eye like a big pizza pie,

    that's

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    time for sunglasses.

    You should always protect your

  10. #2160

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    eyes when welding, grinding, and riding a motorcycle.

    Wear a helmet

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    save a motorcycle.


    Ride a horse
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    because dogs are too small.

    Besides, they hate it when

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    they chip a nail.


    On the other paw,
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    we paws this moment.

    Fast forward to

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    when a guy comes to your gig off the street and fights with owner of the venues wife.

    The band stopped playing

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    with his wife too after that incident.

    It got really

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    cold.

    Then when it snowed
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    PearlMCXMan let us know how much.

    Weather forecaster generally are.................

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    called weather forecasters.

    Forecast generals generally forecast

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    a big storm like el niņo.

    Now a tornado

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    is not something you want to drive thru.

    The drive thru at Tilted Kilt offers the best........

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    view during a tornado where kilts really get tilted.

    A 2x4 went thru the windshield

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    but missed the occupants.

    Ducking the projectile required
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    a quick reaction time.

    Try keeping the car straight

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    when your wife is in the car or you'll be sorry.

    The hardest thing in the world to do is

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