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05-21-2017, 07:29 AM
#2351
Re: Finish the sentence.
not a laughing matter.
It only took 5 minutes
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05-22-2017, 02:03 AM
#2352
Re: Finish the sentence.
before he called me in his office.
I was
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05-22-2017, 10:06 PM
#2353
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demoted to a different department.
The toilet paper was put on wrong
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05-23-2017, 06:39 AM
#2354
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and that guy is now my boss.
Things never turn out the way
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05-23-2017, 09:08 AM
#2355
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Signature here
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05-23-2017, 11:26 AM
#2356
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not underestimate the responsibility of putting toilet paper on the right way.
You can be promoted to
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05-23-2017, 10:17 PM
#2357
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Colonel.
The lavitory lieutenant washed his hands
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05-24-2017, 04:44 AM
#2358
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and reminisced about days in special forces and the green bidet.
The
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05-24-2017, 06:47 AM
#2359
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green bidet, yes the green bidet.
Now there is a story that
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05-24-2017, 10:50 AM
#2360
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sounds disgusting.
There's way too many
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05-24-2017, 11:24 PM
#2361
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drumstick companies.
Only need a few
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05-25-2017, 12:41 PM
#2362
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Signature here
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05-26-2017, 11:40 AM
#2363
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need food to survive.
Might consider getting
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05-26-2017, 04:36 PM
#2364
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a new cooler.
In it, one can put ...
Signature here
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05-26-2017, 06:09 PM
#2365
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your icy cold Hamms beer.
Or several
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05-27-2017, 08:15 AM
#2366
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pigs eyes.
If you've ever
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05-28-2017, 08:07 PM
#2367
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stopped at Guitar Center, go to the drum department.
Ask for
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05-29-2017, 10:42 PM
#2368
Re: Finish the sentence.
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05-30-2017, 08:45 AM
#2369
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more so than not.
Think it's time to
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05-30-2017, 11:53 AM
#2370
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break for lunch.
Open the fridge
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05-30-2017, 11:55 AM
#2371
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and grab something moldy from the back.
Put it
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05-30-2017, 12:49 PM
#2372
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on a plate and call myself a Fridge Raider.
Before you know it
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05-31-2017, 01:12 AM
#2373
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you'll be sick to your stomach.
Get some Rolaids, Tums, and Pepto
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05-31-2017, 02:53 PM
#2374
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drinky stuff.
Drink it all down and
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05-31-2017, 04:05 PM
#2375
Re: Finish the sentence.
and laugh so hard about "drinky stuff" it comes out your nose.
The only thing worse than that is
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