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    not a laughing matter.

    It only took 5 minutes

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    before he called me in his office.

    I was

  3. #2353

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    demoted to a different department.

    The toilet paper was put on wrong

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    and that guy is now my boss.

    Things never turn out the way

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    they do.

    Do
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    not​ underestimate the responsibility of putting toilet paper on the right way.

    You can be promoted to

  7. #2357

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    Colonel.

    The lavitory lieutenant washed his hands

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    and reminisced about days in special forces and the green bidet.

    The

  9. #2359

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    green bidet, yes the green bidet.

    Now there is a story that

  10. #2360

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    sounds disgusting.

    There's way too many

  11. #2361

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    drumstick companies.

    Only need a few

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    things.

    Most notably...
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    need food to survive.

    Might consider getting

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    a new cooler.

    In it, one can put ...
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    your icy cold Hamms beer.

    Or several

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    pigs eyes.

    If you've ever

  17. #2367

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    stopped at Guitar Center, go to the drum department.

    Ask for

  18. #2368

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    a pork pie.

    I'm hungry

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    more so than not.

    Think it's time to
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    break for lunch.

    Open the fridge

  21. #2371

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    and grab something moldy from the back.

    Put it

  22. #2372

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    on a plate and call myself a Fridge Raider.

    Before you know it

  23. #2373

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    you'll be sick to your stomach.

    Get some Rolaids, Tums, and Pepto

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    drinky stuff.

    Drink it all down and
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    and laugh so hard about "drinky stuff" it comes out your nose.

    The only thing worse than that is

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