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  1. #2451

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    look for sharks.

    When one is spotted,
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  2. #2452

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    I run up and down the beach yelling SHARK just like Jaws.

    The lifeguards

  3. #2453

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    told me Jaws was the character in James Bond films.

    Oddjob threw hit hat at the shark

  4. #2454

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    but Goldfinger caught it in mid-air.

    Can the Bond-girl

  5. #2455

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    really do what they say?

    Looks very questionable when it comes to
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  6. #2456

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    Bond getting all these chicks every movie.

    It must be the martini

  7. #2457

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    which has been shaken.

    Bottoms up, everyone, and be sure to
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  8. #2458

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    not drink and drive.

    Martinis should be shaken

  9. #2459

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    cuz there's a whole lotta shakin' goin' on

    On the other hand, a whole lotta love is
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  10. #2460

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    a Led Zeppelin song.

    Don't come knocking

  11. #2461

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    on my door, I don't wanna see your face no more.

    Too many song lyrics make no

  12. #2462

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    sense.

    Try it with only a couple red cents that you found while
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  13. #2463

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    vacuuming under the couch.

    You might also find

  14. #2464

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    old cheetos and pretzels.

    They're still

  15. #2465

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    prolly edible.

    You know what they say

  16. #2466

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    about the 2 second rule.

    Don't believe

  17. #2467

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    in stopping.

    Or is it Don't Stop Believin'
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  18. #2468

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    was a hit song for Journey.

    The biggest

  19. #2469

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    wart I ever saw was on my friend's grandma's chin.

    She could have

  20. #2470

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    removed it and lost 50lbs.

    Medical miracles never cease to amaze

  21. #2471

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    me..........

    I can't figure out how............

  22. #2472

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    how they flew to the moon.

    That's a long ride

  23. #2473

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    that you can't make without a beer.

    Once you get there

  24. #2474

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    gas stations are hard to find.

    Not even a Quik-shop could be
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  25. #2475

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    another couple of light years away.

    Might be going to Mars soon

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