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  1. #2176

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    fly unassisted.

    However, we have found that
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  2. #2177

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    a commercial airliner can basically fly itself.

    The pilot

  3. #2178

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    can take a nap.

    You never know if.....

  4. #2179

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    your car would start.

    Staying up late

  5. #2180

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    cause I fell asleep at work.

    My job consists of

  6. #2181

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    working with sharp objects.

    I used to have 10

  7. #2182

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    fingers.

    But now...
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  8. #2183

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    my pants fit like a glove.

    I had surgery

  9. #2184

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    to sew my fingers back on.

    The doctor

  10. #2185

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    was in.

    But after waiting for hours
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  11. #2186

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    I took my fingers and left.

    I sure hope they

  12. #2187

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    don't go flipping.

    Could prove interesting when
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  13. #2188

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    you drop your sticks on stage.

    Looked into robotics

  14. #2189

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    And Mike Mangini isn't human.

    He was developed by
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    There is intelligent life out there. The problem is that there isn't any here.

    -Mike

  15. #2190

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    a secret drummer edition Wal-mart photo lab.

    Walgreens photo lab

  16. #2191

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    charges too much

    Shuffling back from Buffalo

  17. #2192

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    Bill's barbeque and beer joint in Walla Walla, WA.

    That's the third time

  18. #2193

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    that I missed the exit.

    Next time
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  19. #2194

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    history says I'll miss it again.

    The darn GPS won't

  20. #2195

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    fire up.

    It keeps on displaying
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  21. #2196

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    a error message.

    Tried my smartphone

  22. #2197

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    which I realized was stupid.

    What the

  23. #2198

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    smart people do.

    Over easy and overcooked

  24. #2199

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    is no way to cook eggs in a diner.

    The customer

  25. #2200

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    threw them on the floor.

    The riot police came after

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