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  1. #2226

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    start hosting Superbowl parties?

    I thought you

  2. #2227

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    didn't like football

    Whenever the fish start biting

  3. #2228

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    bait up and drop a line.

    Takes a lot of patience

  4. #2229

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    and a lot of beer.

    To keep the boat afloat.

  5. #2230

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    you must put it in water.

    Otherwise
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  6. #2231

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    you can't catch any fish.

    Find a pond

  7. #2232

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    and go diving for golf balls.

    As a warning, though, you must
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  8. #2233

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    never pee in the pond.

    Alligators are attracted to

  9. #2234

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    anything that moves.

    You should move away from
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    the back of the swamp.

    The Creature from the Black Lagoon

  11. #2236

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    was a cool movie.

    Back then they were all
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  12. #2237

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    filmed in black and white.

    Today movies are

  13. #2238

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    not.

    But they are all

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    over priced.

    $10 for a bucket of popcorn

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    is outrageous!

    Movie theaters are

  16. #2241

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    where you go see a movie.

    I know this because
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  17. #2242

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    they play movies there.

    I've been fooled before by

  18. #2243

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    sitting in the wrong theater.

    A lady sat next to me

  19. #2244

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    and made a move.

    Scared me so I

  20. #2245

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    forgot all about the movie.

    Until she

  21. #2246

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    got up on stage and sang.

    From that moment on
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  22. #2247

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    I've been nervous around ladies at theaters.

    Almost as nervous as

  23. #2248

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    a drummer that forgot his sticks.

    Next time

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    be prepared.

    You'll earn a new badge for
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  25. #2250

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    starting a fire with rubbing two drumsticks together.

    Everyone will

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