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  1. #2476

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    so we'll need an extra large cooler.

    They better have

  2. #2477

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    some martians on there waiting to greet us.

    Then we can

  3. #2478

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    have something else to shoot.

    Life on earth has become

  4. #2479

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    overrated.

    Time to venture out

  5. #2480

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    of the bubble.

    Wash your
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    hands before you eat.

    If not

  7. #2482

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    boil them.

    Germs are nasty

  8. #2483

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    and you can die.

    Summer is almost over

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    for the summer. lol

    Now for my next trick...
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    I will stand on my head until my ears turn red.

    Might set a world record

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    For the fastest time to eat 31 raw eggs.

    If I win, I will celebrate by
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    There is intelligent life out there. The problem is that there isn't any here.

    -Mike

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    crossing the road, uninhibited.

    The crossing guard immediately ...
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    stopped all traffic.

    The egg truck was

  14. #2489

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    chasing the bacon truck.

    Watch this, hold my beer

  15. #2490

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    I'm making omelets.

    Hand me the
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    plate after I flip it.

    If I don't catch it

  17. #2492

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    it will make a mess.

    I hate having to clean up

  18. #2493

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    after company comes over.

    Next time

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    I'll get a bigger dog.

    Ticks tend to
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  20. #2495

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    be worse than fleas.

    Now bed bugs

  21. #2496

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    are really disgusting.

    They get into your luggage and

  22. #2497

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    you bring them home.

    I fell sorry for your pets

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    who had to drive themselves to the vet.

    They never arrived which we found rather
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  24. #2499

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    doggone about it.

    It was going

  25. #2500

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    to be a real problem if they stole my car.

    Be on the lookout

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