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    Coca cola coming out your nose.

    Don't drink and drive

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    you'll end up like Tiger.

    Must be h*ll to be a child prodigy

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    except for all the money.

    Sure wish I had

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    sponsors like Gatorade, Buick, Nike, Gillette, and whatever golf clubs.

    After a divorce

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    you're left with nothing, unless of course you are the Mrs.

    Starting over is very

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    difficult.

    Alimony and child support can

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    be attributed to admittedly being too lazy to look up the spelling for Bismol.

    When taking meds, make sure you ...
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    read and understand the directions.

    Driving while medicated

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    can be interesting.

    I don't remember much about it but
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    I lived through the 70's.

    They said I had fun

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    but I made it to the 80s.

    Here comes the mini skirts

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    to admire.

    Short, shorts also were trending when ...
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    Nair and the Dukes of Hazzard came along.

    Television has

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    gone and done it.

    With every new show ...
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    human intellect declines exponentially.

    Instead of watching TV, maybe

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    use it for target practice.

    Aim high or
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    or aim low, just make sure you aim.

    Because it sure won't

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    matter after you squeeze the trigger.

    Hit the bullseye

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    or fear Late8's wife.

    We all know how that ...
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    can be.

    My stepson finally

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    started shaving.

    Don't look in the
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    toilet.

    I probably shouldn't have

  23. #2398

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    used so much toilet paper.

    The toilet handle broke

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    and the wife had a stroke.


    Thankfully,
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    she got better.

    Don't know who I would have found to

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