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    where life was no longer.

    It all started with a bang

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    that was big.

    After that, Sheldon, Leonard and several other shady characters
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    ended up on CBS.

    Remember when TV's had no remote control

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    and rabbit ear antenna.

    Unsure of where to go

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    you couldn't even internet browse.

    Now that's all changed because of
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    Al Gore who invented the internet.

    Or maybe it was

  7. #2282

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    a hamster on a wheel inside the computer.

    Apple and Microsoft

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    you can't win with either.

    Riding on a lawn tractor with beer in hand is

  9. #2284

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    better than a rum and coke.

    The commercial says drink responsibly

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    as potholes have been known to cause you to spill your drink.

    It's way better to use a straw when
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    trying to not suck up the bugs in your drink.

    Sucking through a straw also helps with

  12. #2287

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    lip strength.

    Before you begin,
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    loosen them up - pucker, relax, pucker, relax.

    It's always better to

  14. #2289

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    lip exercises before sucking through straws.

    If you close your eyes

  15. #2290

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    things turn black.

    That gurgling sound that comes from

  16. #2291

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    toothpaste and mouthwash.

    Healthy teeth

  17. #2292

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    don't guarantee you're a looker.

    Just between you and me

  18. #2293

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    is the fence post.

    Why keep posting about fences when you could
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  19. #2294

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    outside fixing the broken one in the backyard.

    Start by going to Home Depot

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    Where every employee will ignore you.

    If I wanted that, I'd just

  21. #2296

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    talk to a wall.

    Brick by brick you can
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    build a brick house.

    Then the big bad wolf

  23. #2298

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    will try to blow it down.

    Pigs and wolves never

  24. #2299

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    will never see eye to eye.

    That's why

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    Wolves and Grandmas are a thing.

    Pigs and

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