With apologies to the Young Ones....please forgive me Ben Elton & co.....
Neil: Well what, Rick?
Rick: Have you decided to apologize for what you said about Cliff Richard?
Neil: I didn't say anything about Cliff Richard, Rick, I wasn't even--
Rick: Look, I don't want to discuss it! Okay? Ha-- I wouldn't even discuss the color of orange juice with you, Neil. Heh! But I've written a poem and I think perhaps it might help you.
Neil: It's orange, Rick, and look, I don't want to depress you or anything, but like, you're standing in a huge mound of lentil cassarole.
Rick: Oh, Cliff, sometimes it must be difficult not to feel as if.....you really are a Cliff...when fascists keep trying to push you over it. Are they the lemmings? Or are you Cliff? Or are you...Cliff?
Neil: Yeah. That was really pretty bad, Rick. .....hey listen man, I don't want....like...bring you down or anything, but did you know that Drumbledore's actually now just made his 8000th post today?
Rick: Bad for society when the KIDS start to get into it! Pretty angry stuff, right? Ah.....who????