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    No word limits in this one guys. Here goes!

    There once was this guy, who had severe problems with...
    I am currently suffering from gear acquisition syndrome. Will trade soul for drum gear. Donations accepted.

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    "Uncontrollable urticaria drivel spurting" -a sentence spawned from the half a word story.

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    anchovies
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    They just didn't understand him
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    tarmac
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    is what he went face first into after a close encounter with
    I am currently suffering from gear acquisition syndrome. Will trade soul for drum gear. Donations accepted.

    -Tama Superstar Hyper-Drive 5-piece
    -SP Hardware
    -Gibraltar Avenger DB-Pedal
    -PST5 Cymbals

    "Uncontrollable urticaria drivel spurting" -a sentence spawned from the half a word story.

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    an extra-large pizza with everything--including double anchovies, which
    keep the beat goin' ... Don't keep it to yourself!

    Charlie

    "If a man does not keep pace with his companions, perhaps it is because he hears a different drummer. Let him step to the music which he hears, however measured or far away." --Henry David Thoreau, "Walden," 1854

    "There's a lot to be said for Time Honored tradition and value." --In memory of Frank "fiacovaz" Iacovazzi

    "Maybe your drums can be beat, but you can't."--Jack Keck

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    later gave me the runs.

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    Fortunately, a man driving a truck full of
    I am currently suffering from gear acquisition syndrome. Will trade soul for drum gear. Donations accepted.

    -Tama Superstar Hyper-Drive 5-piece
    -SP Hardware
    -Gibraltar Avenger DB-Pedal
    -PST5 Cymbals

    "Uncontrollable urticaria drivel spurting" -a sentence spawned from the half a word story.

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    platypus-care food supplements was
    "I consider every drummer that ever played before me an influence, in every way." (Buddy Rich)

    "How do you keep 90 people together with one stick? I've got two sticks and i can't keep 5 people together." (Ian Paice)

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    about to hit the ditch
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    but he swerved at the last minute, avoiding a crash but dislodging the food supplements, which
    "I consider every drummer that ever played before me an influence, in every way." (Buddy Rich)

    "How do you keep 90 people together with one stick? I've got two sticks and i can't keep 5 people together." (Ian Paice)

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    were donuts filled with
    - Zack

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    barbecue sauce. An unfortunate pair of joggers got in the way, and
    -Reuben

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    poof!
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    They ended up with jam all over their bags, which were full of motorcycle parts. This would definately upset the manager of the store, that was to take delivery, of said parts.
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    When the manager heard about the incident, he
    I am currently suffering from gear acquisition syndrome. Will trade soul for drum gear. Donations accepted.

    -Tama Superstar Hyper-Drive 5-piece
    -SP Hardware
    -Gibraltar Avenger DB-Pedal
    -PST5 Cymbals

    "Uncontrollable urticaria drivel spurting" -a sentence spawned from the half a word story.

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    telephoned the county's Environmental Control Agency. The ECA's Hazmat Team was dispatched,

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    and arrived strangely attired in clown costumes and high heels. After all thirty of them performed a stirring musical number watched only by one confused raccoon, from their tiny little HAZMAT vehicle they took out...
    "I told people I was a drummer before I even had a set, I was a mental drummer."
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    their latest MSDS book, but couldn't find the brand of jam all over the motorcycle parts. Now they were as confused as the raccoon and began to....
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    viciously attack them, tearing
    I am currently suffering from gear acquisition syndrome. Will trade soul for drum gear. Donations accepted.

    -Tama Superstar Hyper-Drive 5-piece
    -SP Hardware
    -Gibraltar Avenger DB-Pedal
    -PST5 Cymbals

    "Uncontrollable urticaria drivel spurting" -a sentence spawned from the half a word story.

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    the MSDS book into microscopic particles, which got sucked up into the vortex of an oncoming tornado. Now with jam, motorcycle parts, platypus pills, clown costumes and paper pieces whirling around in the air...
    keep the beat goin' ... Don't keep it to yourself!

    Charlie

    "If a man does not keep pace with his companions, perhaps it is because he hears a different drummer. Let him step to the music which he hears, however measured or far away." --Henry David Thoreau, "Walden," 1854

    "There's a lot to be said for Time Honored tradition and value." --In memory of Frank "fiacovaz" Iacovazzi

    "Maybe your drums can be beat, but you can't."--Jack Keck

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    Chuck Norris appeared out of thin air, held out his hand and said, "
    I am currently suffering from gear acquisition syndrome. Will trade soul for drum gear. Donations accepted.

    -Tama Superstar Hyper-Drive 5-piece
    -SP Hardware
    -Gibraltar Avenger DB-Pedal
    -PST5 Cymbals

    "Uncontrollable urticaria drivel spurting" -a sentence spawned from the half a word story.

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    "Enough!" And merely out of fear, the jam, motorcycle parts, platypus pills, clown costumes and paper pieces quickly assembled and ordered themselves into neat piles.
    "I consider every drummer that ever played before me an influence, in every way." (Buddy Rich)

    "How do you keep 90 people together with one stick? I've got two sticks and i can't keep 5 people together." (Ian Paice)

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    Suddenly, from over the hill, driving his favourite Hummer, Bruce Willis, wearing his best white vest, came to a halt. Upon seeing the various piles of debris , he smirked, and exclaimed "hmmm, jammy platypus pills and a clown oufit " After serious consideration, he approached Chuck Norris, and asked if this was a hidden object game.
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    Mapex Meridian Maple
    22"x20"
    10"x7"
    12"x8"
    14"x12"
    16"x14"
    Mapex Black Panther Sledgehammer 14"x6.5

    Sabian AAX Cymbals

    In Support of Leighs Record attempt
    http://www.drumchat.com/showthread.p...ers-12079.html

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    as the raccoon gazed on...
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