but the drink
but the drink
makes everything better
until the morning
sunshine hits you
then the headache
and eyes fry
and Shirley kicks
with combat boots
your grandma wore
in the garden
with big bushy
eyebrows and nose
get a nosejob
to please them
postman rings twice
answer the door
please, no soliciting
for those things
or jail time
if found guilty
Bubba's new roommate
has a bottle
Made of glass
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