If I were in charge I would ban all left handed drummers coz they are a pain at jam nights. U KNOW WHO U ARE!!!!
I would also ban peeps who bring drinks on the stage, and any so called guitarist who slithers around the stage letting off stinkbombs and then sneekily moving over to the other side of the stage is instantly banned for life. I would ban anyone who wears red on stage, spandex will get yu banned. Eating Garlic and borrowing my mike coz u r a forgetful tard will get u banned big time. Most bass players have bad breath so they are gone -banned. Go on drummer make me a mod, make me a mod!!!
Wait waking up on the wrong side of the bed and randomly venting will get you banned by self banning. see ya guys its been nice knowing ya.
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Rat, you crack me up!!
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Hahahaha. Too funny but with a touch of truth.
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Also banning anyone with the word "Rat" in their user name. Rats are ugly, filthy creatures. Ewwwww!!!!
ahahahahaha guy's I needed a laugh this morn, cheers Lar, u got me.
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Well according to the Chinese, Rats are very important and respected people. Check this out I found it from a Chinese Zodiac site:
Personality
Occupying the 1st and most prominent position on the Chinese Zodiac, the Rat symbolizes such character traits as wit, imagination and curiosity. Rats have keen observation skills and with those skills they’re able to deduce much about other people and other situations. Overall, Rats are full of energy, talkative and charming but they have a tendency to become aggressive.
Rats are full of good advice but they will never share their troubles with others. They are honest individuals and they enjoy living for the moment. They’re also capable of surviving any situation.
Health
Overall Rats enjoy good health. They’re very active which helps keep them in shape and able to fight off sickness. They can at times be tense, aggressive, and full of nervous energy, conditions which can lead to stress. Regular exercise designed to calm will benefit Rats.
Career
Extremely perceptive and wise, Rats can focus on the big picture. That ability along with their good judgment enables Rats to solve problems before they arise. Rats focus on titles because titles translate into status and money; two motivating forces. Rats make excellent bosses. Routine halts their creativity so Rats need flexible positions that allow creativity. Good career choices include: administrator, director, manager, entrepreneur, broadcaster, writer, musician, stand-up comedian, politician, lawyer, researcher, and race car driver.
Relationships
Rats are very charming. They enjoy social activities and because they’re out a lot, they’re always meeting new people. They aren’t good at breaking off relationships however, and this presents problems going forward with new relationships. Anyone hoping to partner with a Rat must be able to keep up with the Rat’s active nature.
[Rats and the 5 elements]
Metal Rats – Years 1900 and 1960
Metal Rats are strong-willed individuals who are determined to get what they want, regardless of the cost. Intensively emotional, their behavior can border on extreme. Possessive feelings, envy and rage can cause problems. Relationships can be problematic as Metal Rats are obstinate.
Water Rats – Years 1912 and 1972
Water Rats are extremely influential. They’re smart and insightful which makes them excellent at problem-solving. Practical and understanding, Water Rats interact well with and are liked by others.
Wood Rats – Years 1924 and 1984
Not nearly as self-confident as they appear on the surface, Wood Rats will never expose this vulnerability to others. They’re successful despite their perpetual fear of failing. Wood Rats enjoy being with friends and family and fortunately for them, feelings of love and respect are mutual.
Fire Rats – Years 1936 and 1996
Fire Rats enjoy being spontaneous. They enjoy traveling and taking on new tasks and will take on practically any new project or adventure simply to avoid any sense of routine and monotony. They’re zestful, spirited, and giving individuals who are well-liked by others.
Earth Rats – Years 1948 and 2008
Earth Rats prefer a sense of stability, digging in and putting down roots early to help ensure a successful future. They believe that slow and steady is the best approach. Being spontaneous is an inbred trait, but this type of behavior does not suit Earth Rats.
CompatibilityRats are compatible with a Dragon and Monkey and incompatible with a Horse and Rabbit.
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Cheers Russ buddy, just goes to show you cant keep a good Rat down for long.
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you should start a rock banned
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When I come here I take off my head banned.
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LL, do you put on your wrist banned?
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Artists and groups that could be on the verboten list:
Bruce Springsteen and the E Street Banned
The Bangles
The Banned featuring Levon Helm
Siouxsie And The Banshees
Bootsy Collins' Rubber Banned
Little River Banned
Bananarama
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I go to my local drum shop and purchase my sticks. I like to touch them before I buy them ;-)
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My parents just get mad when i crash the ride. Thats true for cars and cymbals
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Servin up some bancakes for the Steve Miller Banned.
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I think Paul McCartney was thinking about his favorite forum when he wrote the song, "Banned On The Run."
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Or The Spinners RubberBANNED man
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my friend tim's band is actually called "Sgt Dunbar and the Hobo Banned"
theyre excellent
Guess some of us won't be able to wear bandanna's anymore.....
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What about my medico, Dr Amit Bannerjee???
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I'd pity that poor Aussie actor of ours, Eric Bana.
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668: The Number Of The Guy Next Door To The Beast.
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No kidding, Bosnia's second largest city is Banja Luka.
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668: The Number Of The Guy Next Door To The Beast.
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Did anyone say banjo???
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668: The Number Of The Guy Next Door To The Beast.
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