Re: Ugly Cars
Wow, you haven't seen nearly enough cars.
My first car was ugly. It was a 1978 Plymouth Volare. It hadn't been washed or waxed in literally years. The top of the dashboard could be removed by hand (my brother and I thought it was funny to sign our checks on it when in the bank drive-thru). There was no carpet left in it, and there was a hole about 2' x 2' in the floor in the back seat. You couldn't lock the doors or you would not be able to get back in. The steering wheel cover was missing, and it had wires that hung out where the horn used to be. They could be touched to the metal of the steering wheel and cause sparks. It had one windshield wiper, a cracked windshield where a pumpkin hit it, and no grill. You had to hit the brake and the gas at the same time when stopping because it wouldn't idle. If you took a long trip, you had to get gas, oil, and water all at the same time. I got it with 3 hubcaps, but it didn't have any when it was finally sent to its final resting place. Mine was red with the white plastic top.
Robert
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