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    1.Birds of a feather flock together and crap on your car.

    2.When I'm feeling down, I like to whistle. It makes the neighbor's
    dog run to the end of his chain and gag himself.

    3.A penny saved is a government oversight.

    4.The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by
    then your body and your fat have gotten to be really good friends.

    5.The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a
    replacement ...

    6.He who hesitates is probably right.

    7.Did you ever notice: The Roman Numerals for forty (40) are ' XL.'

    8.If you think there is good in everybody, you haven't met everybody.

    9.If you can smile when things go wrong , you have someone in mind to
    blame.

    10.The sole purpose of a child's middle name is so he can tell when
    he's really in trouble.

    11.There's always a lot to be thankful for if you take time to look
    for it. For example I am sitting here thinking how nice it is that
    wrinkles don't hurt

    12.Did you ever notice: When you put the two words 'The' and 'IRS'
    together it spells 'Theirs.'

    13.Aging: Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about
    your age and start bragging about it.

    14.The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.

    15.Some people try to turn back their odometers. Not me, I want
    people to know 'why' I look this way. I've traveled a long way and
    some of the roads weren't paved.

    16.When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to youth,
    think of Algebra..

    17.You know you are getting old when everything either dries up or leaks.

    18.Ah, being young is beautiful, but being old is comfortable.

    19.First you forget names, then you forget faces. Then , you forget
    to pull up your zipper. It's worse when you forget to pull it down.
    Last edited by 2slow; 03-21-2009 at 06:57 PM.

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    LoL True and Interesting

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    Good one 2slow!!
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    lol at 17
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    Good thoughts, bro'!

    Let me share a couple with y'all...okay, I was never as good at math as at writing!

    BB-1: The other man's grass may look greener, but watch your step when you go next door...

    BB-2: Children are great tape recorders--problem is, they record everything you say and play it back at just the wrong time...

    BB-3: Computers are great things! There are just as many mistakes as before, but now they're nobody's fault... (Bob Goddard, former entertainment editor for the old St. Louis Globe-Democrat)

    BB-4: Just when you think you can make ends meet, somebody moves the ends...

    BB-5: Keep your words soft and sweet. You never know when you're going to have to eat them...

    BB-6: The older I get, the more hip I've become. I've learned it's easier to get down than to get up!

    BB-7: Never assume anything. Assumptions make an out of "u" and "me."

    BB-8: Why is it that something you lost is always found in the last place you look?

    BB-9 (cribbed from a Busch Beer commercial): A penny saved may be a penny earned, but a pocketful of singles will have people wonderin' just what the heck you did last night!

    BB-10: Treat everyone you meet with respect. You'll meet as many of them on their way up as you do on your way down. (Thanks to Rich LaCroix, a long-time co-worker and friend from WGNU for that one.)
    keep the beat goin' ... Don't keep it to yourself!

    Charlie

    "If a man does not keep pace with his companions, perhaps it is because he hears a different drummer. Let him step to the music which he hears, however measured or far away." --Henry David Thoreau, "Walden," 1854

    "There's a lot to be said for Time Honored tradition and value." --In memory of Frank "fiacovaz" Iacovazzi

    "Maybe your drums can be beat, but you can't."--Jack Keck

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    All very funny and thought provoking.
    A good drummer will sound good on anything(even stock drum heads). A bad drummer will sound bad on anything.

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    2slow, you've got more great lists than anybody!
    Quoting gonefishin: Just have some bacon with ya when you go pick her up..........youre an instant chick magnet.





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    2Slow and BB
    You two need to get together and write a book!!!

    GREAT STUFF!!!

    Thanks!

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    Not sure where I got this...

    ...but found it in one of the emails I sent a while back:


    "Doing housework while your children are growing is like shoveling your driveway while it's still snowing."

    "If God wanted me to touch my toes, He would have put them on my
    knees!"

    "An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys."

    "2 B C 2 P"

    "Ring bell for maid service...If no one answers, do it yourself."

    "Smile! It's easy."

    "There are two things you give your children: One is roots,the other is wings"

    " God put me on earth to accomplish
    a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind, I will live forever." (A variation from a Calvin and Hobbes Strip)

    " There cannot be a crisis this week;
    my schedule is already full."

    " The nice part of living in a small town is that when I don't know what
    I'm doing, someone else does."

    "Don't bother me, I'm living happily ever after."

    "Do I look like a people person?"

    "You! Off my planet!"

    "Therapy is expensive, poppin' bubble wrap is cheap! You choose."

    "Notice: Due to illness, this kitchen is closed. I'm sick of cooking."

    "Dinner is ready when the smoke alarm goes off."

    "Never too old for love and a hug."

    "I refuse to star in your psychodrama."

    "Every time we make ends meet someone moves the ends."

    "Help Wanted: Everyone in this house qualifies."

    " The first rule of holes: If you are in one, stop digging."
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    NEVER try to baptize a cat...

    nuff sed...
    keep the beat goin' ... Don't keep it to yourself!

    Charlie

    "If a man does not keep pace with his companions, perhaps it is because he hears a different drummer. Let him step to the music which he hears, however measured or far away." --Henry David Thoreau, "Walden," 1854

    "There's a lot to be said for Time Honored tradition and value." --In memory of Frank "fiacovaz" Iacovazzi

    "Maybe your drums can be beat, but you can't."--Jack Keck

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    When someone says he's not going to be embarrass anyone, watch out! He will--and the more he says he won't, the more he will!

    Discovered after enduring an overly-long tribute to a bride (by the bride's father!) at a wedding tonight...
    keep the beat goin' ... Don't keep it to yourself!

    Charlie

    "If a man does not keep pace with his companions, perhaps it is because he hears a different drummer. Let him step to the music which he hears, however measured or far away." --Henry David Thoreau, "Walden," 1854

    "There's a lot to be said for Time Honored tradition and value." --In memory of Frank "fiacovaz" Iacovazzi

    "Maybe your drums can be beat, but you can't."--Jack Keck

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    Spandex should come in only one size...SMALL !!
    E Drums !! !

    There are no loud instruments just loud players !

    Protect Your Hearing !!!!

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    5 is so true

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    Here's a bunch I found...

    * Save the whales. Collect the whole set.
    * A day without sunshine is like, night.
    * On the other hand, you have different fingers.
    * I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
    * 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
    * 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
    * I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
    * You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.
    * I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges.
    * Honk if you love peace and quiet.
    * Remember half the people you know are below average.
    * Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how popular it remains?
    * Nothing is fool-proof to a talented fool.
    * Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
    * He who laughs last thinks slowest.
    * Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
    * Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
    * The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
    * I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.
    * I intend to live forever - so far so good.
    * Borrow money from a pessimist- they don't expect it back.
    * If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
    * My mind is like a steel trap - rusty and illegal in 37 states.
    * Quantum mechanics: The dreams stuff is made of.
    * The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes.
    * Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have.
    * When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane and going the wrong way.
    * If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
    * A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.
    * Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
    * For every action there is an equal and opposite criticism.
    * Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.
    * Never do card tricks for the group you play poker with.
    * No one is listening until you make a mistake.
    * Success always occurs in private and failure in full view.
    * The colder the x-ray table the more of your body is required on it.
    * The hardness of butter is directly proportional to the softness of the bread.
    * The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the ability to reach it.
    * To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.
    * To succeed in politics, it is often necessary to rise above your principles.
    * Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.
    * You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.
    * Two wrongs are only the beginning.
    * The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.
    * The sooner you fall behind the more time you'll have to catch up.
    * A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
    * Change is inevitable except from vending machines.
    * Get a new car for your spouse - it'll be a great trade!
    * Plan to be spontaneous - tomorrow.
    * Always try to be modest and be proud of it!
    * If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.
    * How many of you believe in telekinesis? Raise my hand...
    * Love may be blind but marriage is a real eye-opener.
    * If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving isn't for you.
    * How do you get a man to do sit-ups? Put the remote control between his toes.
    * What did God say after creating man? I must be able to do better than that. What did God say after creating Eve? Practice makes perfect.
    * Man says to God: "God, why did you make woman so beautiful?" God says: "So you would love her." "But God," the man says, "why did you make her so dumb?" God says: "So she would love you."
    * Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody's watching.
    * I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either.
    * I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.
    * I'm not having hot flashes, I'm having power surges!
    * Everyone has a right to be stupid. Some just abuse the privilege.
    * Young at Heart. Slightly Older in Other Places.
    * Minds are like Parachutes. They work best when open.
    * Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, "Where the heck is the ceiling?!"
    * Show me a man with both feet firmly on the ground, and I will show you a man who can't get his pants off
    * Motherhood: Another reason why we need God's constant help.
    * Just because you're smart does not mean that the other guy is stupid.
    * Indecision is the key to flexibility.
    * Having an out of body experience. Back in five.
    * Time is Nature's way of making sure that everything doesn't happen at once.
    * If at first you don't succeed, to heck with it.
    * Do unto others, then run!
    * Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid doing altogether
    * . I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.
    * Inflexibility is the hallmark of the Tiny Mind.
    * If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales?
    * It's gonna be like threading a needle with a haystack.
    * My heart's in the right place. I know, 'cuz I hid it there.
    * I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.
    * The trouble with being in the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.
    * Am I getting smart with you? How would you know?
    * Not one shred of evidence exists in favor of the idea that life is serious.
    * The more you run over a dead cat, the flatter it gets.
    * I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people themselves.
    * I put the "fun" in dysfunctional.
    * Life is like a box of chocolates. It's full of nuts.
    * All I ask is that you treat me no differently than you would the Queen.
    * Does "anal retentive" have a hyphen?
    * My Reality Check bounced.
    * I get plenty of exercise jumping to conclusions, pushing my luck, and dodging deadlines.
    * On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the escape key.
    * The Truth is Out There. So what are you doing Here?!
    * Please, Lord, let me prove that winning the lottery won't spoil me.
    * Does vacuuming count as Aerobic Exercise?
    * I have not yet begun to procrastinate.
    * There's no speed limit on the Information Superhighway.
    * Sweat is nature's way of showing you your muscles are crying.
    * You're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter.
    * I don't suffer from stress. I'm a carrier.
    * I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.
    * Just remember, no matter where you go, there you are.
    * It is much easier to apologize than to ask permission.
    * There are two rules for ultimate success in life. Never tell everything you know.
    * Just because you're paranoid, it doesn't mean they're NOT out to get you.
    * I'd explain it to you, but your brain would explode.
    * When I get to where I'm going, will somebody please tell me where I am?
    * Motherhood: the longest guilt trip you'll ever take.
    * Tell me what you need, and I'll tell you how to get along without it.
    * Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.
    * Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
    * Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will Whiz on your computer.
    * Someday we'll look back on all this and plow into a parked car.
    Matt

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    Everybody wants patience, and they want it RIGHT NOW!!!
    keep the beat goin' ... Don't keep it to yourself!

    Charlie

    "If a man does not keep pace with his companions, perhaps it is because he hears a different drummer. Let him step to the music which he hears, however measured or far away." --Henry David Thoreau, "Walden," 1854

    "There's a lot to be said for Time Honored tradition and value." --In memory of Frank "fiacovaz" Iacovazzi

    "Maybe your drums can be beat, but you can't."--Jack Keck

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    thats a good one!
    Paiste Posse
    14inch 2002 series Sound Edge Hi-hats
    16inch and 18inch Signature series Fast crashes
    20inch 3000 series Ride
    18inch PST5 series China

    Pearl Forum Series drum set
    Pearl Chad Smith Signature snare(steel shell)
    Tama Iron Cobra Chrome

    RIP Frank - You will be remembered

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    I need to go change my pants... Hilarious!
    "You have to love music more then food. More than air. More than yourself."-The Wizard (August Rush)

    I think I can realistically say that I will never be too old to laugh at a fart. Ever. -dave0549jv

    If we give up, we will never know what we might have been. - Pastor Bob

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    RIP Frank

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