The Five Word Story

[Powertrip240]

station will be airing all

[myk]

greivances when George celebrates Festivus

[G-man]

for the rest of us

[Olimpass]

I don't know who's playing

[Goro]

because I lost my glasses

[alvanko]

and my sense of timing

[Olimpass]

3 minute egg cooker thingy

[Goro]

with a side of bacon

[alvanko]

covered in bacon. Boy I

[G-man]

like bacon. I put it

[Goro]

under my pillow at night

[myk]

and wear my bacon underwear

[Olimpass]

stuffed with some pork rinds

[alvanko]

and lathered in bacon grease

[myk]

I'm ready, release the hounds!

[G-man]

and run like he11, They're

[Goro]

making this an Olympic sport

[FlyByNight]

For the public to judge

[CycleDude]

like a tv talent show

[FlyByNight]

On the late night channel

[Goro]

after news, weather, and, traffic

[CycleDude]

The traffic girl is hot...

[myk]

we better cool her off

[FlyByNight]

With a bucket of water

[Goro]

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