much more important life decisions
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much more important life decisions
like vinegaring the coffee maker
and what pants to wear
at school on pajama day
are certainly more important than
things that may want to
be said while being overheard
back at the herd where
I live in a van
by the school and farm
to see the naked ladies
in my mind that are
saying would you like fries
with that Whopper and shake
or something else for you
to throw a wrench into
to cause some trouble for
ha ha ha you know
the one about the hairy
arm pit of the Sasquatch
that had the odor of
leftover pizza and spilled beer
because that’s it’s favorite deodorant
when trying to attract ladies