The Five Word Story

[Bish]

so giving back that turn

[alvanko]

and picking a different one

[Goro]

this time being more practical

[Bish]

like that'll ever truly happen

[late8]

before the dawning of Aquarius

[Bish]

and when those saints, go

[late8]

pop goes the weasel and

[Bish]

xweasel throws a violent fit

[Goro]

talking to the drum department

[inthpktplayer]

that's going out of business

[Goro]

half off the entire store

[Bish]

has been converted into a

[alvanko]

bacon museum, featuring only specially

[Goro]

smoked choice cuts off pork

[inthpktplayer]

just to make vegans angry

[Bish]

and trigger the snowflakes to

[Goro]

hold off until Christmas time

[Bish]

when they should only be

[Goro]

allowed to open one present

[Bish]

and not the ones from

[Goro]

Scooby Doo and the gang

[inthpktplayer]

because cartoons are the coolest

[Bish]

and now are in color

[Goro]

and made into feature films

[Bish]

with way too many sequels