and the roach motel where
and the roach motel where
you get stuck inside glued
I just cancelled my reservation
and scheduled a stay-cation instead
because I'm boring as heck
and don't feel like traveling
to find an outhouse but
This never happened except once
It was across the street
where I saw this bucket
and I just had to . . . . . . .
fill it with soapy water
then I began to wash
cause I felt dirty and
my wife started complaining about
my stench. Thats when I
flatulated my parachute pants open
after playing for 2 hours
I felt so relieved after
I ran out of gas
Now I'm stuck in Lodi
again. Rode in on the
fattest donkey that could find
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