they got there really late
they got there really late
and they were already drunk
but that didn't stop them
but the stop sign did!
Dad slammed on the brakes
but he never thought that
excess brake dust could cause
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his rims to get dirty
and contaminate the entire area.............
and forget about air guns
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that he bought at Walmart
before the man dressed as
Ted Nugent walked up singing
Immigrant Song by Led Zeppelin
which he denies ever doing
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anything ever near a Wal-Mart
because nobody ever accused him
of not doing a thing
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But somehow he is famous
shuffle, said no one ever
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could get the timing right
that left me with nothing
that may have been considered
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