The Five Word Story

[CycleDude]

Mmmmm, I'd love a slurpee!

[myk]

made with love from Apu

[G-man]

that my dog left in

[FlyByNight]

The Eldorado. Never again will

[G-man]

I drive the ol' Eldorado

[Goro]

to 7/11 with these dogs

[FlyByNight]

It's like trying to keep

[CycleDude]

time while trying to pee

[FlyByNight]

Out a sharp kidney stone

[CycleDude]

that looks like Abe Lincoln

[myk]

worth big money on ebay

[FlyByNight]

I wonder who has the

[Goro]

time to learn new songs

[CycleDude]

I'm too busy cooking bacon.

[FlyByNight]

I'll take some ham and

[myk]

cut eye holes for Halloween

[Goro]

and make that a mask

[myk]

I could go as Hamlet

[alvanko]

or anyone at all because

[Goro]

you can always change costumes

[Olimpass]

using bologna or maybe salami

[myk]

lips,a Ted Nugent Halloween!

[Goro]

sounds like cat scratch fever

[G-man]

fever? there's only one cure

[alvanko]

and that's more cowbell! Boy,