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Thread: The Five Word Story

  1. #6951

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    because she made Dad drive
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  2. #6952

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    they got there really late

  3. #6953

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    and they were already drunk

  4. #6954

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    but that didn't stop them

  5. #6955

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    but the stop sign did!

  6. #6956

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    Dad slammed on the brakes

  7. #6957

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    but he never thought that

  8. #6958

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    excess brake dust could cause
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  9. #6959

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    his rims to get dirty

  10. #6960

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    and contaminate the entire area.............

  11. #6961

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    and forget about air guns
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  12. #6962

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    that he bought at Walmart

  13. #6963

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    before the man dressed as

  14. #6964

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    Ted Nugent walked up singing

  15. #6965

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    Immigrant Song by Led Zeppelin

  16. #6966

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    which he denies ever doing
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  17. #6967

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    anything ever near a Wal-Mart

  18. #6968

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    because nobody ever accused him

  19. #6969

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    of not doing a thing
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  20. #6970

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    But somehow he is famous

  21. #6971

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    For his famous half time
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  22. #6972

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    shuffle, said no one ever
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  23. #6973

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    could get the timing right

  24. #6974

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    that left me with nothing

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    that may have been considered
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