Roaddebris For President

**drummer** · 03-02-2007, 10:28 PM

There. Now it's official.

**Candlelight Chaos** · 03-03-2007, 12:48 AM

LOL...
We would go to war with the non-neil peart worshippers.......lol its a joke...

**vinnysimmo** · 03-03-2007, 09:10 AM

You would probably go to war with someone, thats for sure. LOL

**amputechture** · 03-03-2007, 09:18 AM

not with someone, it would be everyone against the states

**1DrumBum** · 03-03-2007, 10:26 AM

Hey, why not? RD is so good at Corrupt-a-wish, I bet he would be awesome at Corrupt-a-country!

oh wait.......i think thats already been done.......

**CyberComa** · 03-03-2007, 02:24 PM

Originally Posted by Candlelight Chaos

LOL...
We would go to war with the non-neil peart worshippers.......lol its a joke...

Better relationships with Canada?

**Roaddebris** · 03-04-2007, 04:08 PM

New holidays under the RD administration:

National Led Zeppelin Month - replaces Black History Month

The Make Fun of France Jubilee - starts on May 10th and runs for two weeks (the same amount of time they fought for their own country).

**Candlelight Chaos** · 03-04-2007, 05:52 PM

Originally Posted by Roaddebris

New holidays under the RD administration:

The Make Fun of France Jubilee - starts on May 10th and runs for two weeks (the same amount of time they fought for their own country).

Oh...good thing there are no Frenchies on this site!
That's cold RD...ice cold...

**Roaddebris** · 03-04-2007, 06:33 PM

New school programs under the RD administration:

Rock 101: survey of seminal rock bands of the 60's & 70's.

Boxing for Boys: yeah, we know all kids get a trophy just for participating in sports nowadays, but in boxing if you stink you'll really know it.

**CyberComa** · 03-05-2007, 07:00 PM

I was talking to some of my son's friends on Saturday night at a hockey game. A bunch of them got bored and took two pairs of boxing gloves to a local park and were having and filming video of boxing bouts they were having with each other. The police came and told them they couldn't do that, and the kids were totally stumped as to why they police had a problem with this.

**Roaddebris** · 03-06-2007, 09:05 AM

Originally Posted by CyberComa

I was talking to some of my son's friends on Saturday night at a hockey game. A bunch of them got bored and took two pairs of boxing gloves to a local park and were having and filming video of boxing bouts they were having with each other. The police came and told them they couldn't do that, and the kids were totally stumped as to why they police had a problem with this.

Under the Roaddebris administration, the nanny state will be abolished. Cops will stick to things like muder, bank robbery, and arresting tree sitters.

**Roaddebris** · 10-10-2007, 12:15 PM

With the silly season (elections) getting into full swing, I thought this might be fun again.

The Roaddebris administration will be giving 100% tax rebates on the following items:

Harley Davidsons
Victorys
Boss Hoss http://www.bosshoss.net/products.asp

**drum_chick** · 10-10-2007, 12:47 PM

Can you give me a tax break on everything chocolate?

**Roaddebris** · 10-10-2007, 12:50 PM

If they can produce it in the U.S. I sure can!

Drum solo's at concerts..ALL CONCERTS, are now mandatory.

**vinnysimmo** · 10-10-2007, 12:52 PM

Originally Posted by Roaddebris

If they can produce it in the U.S. I sure can!

Do you know where and how the cocao is groewn?

**Roaddebris** · 10-10-2007, 12:53 PM

Originally Posted by vinnysimmo

Do you know where and how the cocao is groewn?

Do you know how to spell grown?

**vinnysimmo** · 10-10-2007, 12:54 PM

No. Can you answer my question now? Please?

**Roaddebris** · 10-10-2007, 12:57 PM

I thinks it's from the tropics. Africa? Anyway, I know what you're thinking, vinny, and I'm surprised at you. No we can't invade Africa just so you can have cheap Ovaltine. Shame, shame.

**2slow** · 10-10-2007, 12:58 PM

Originally Posted by Roaddebris

New holidays under the RD administration:

National Led Zeppelin Month - replaces Black History Month

The Make Fun of France Jubilee - starts on May 10th and runs for two weeks (the same amount of time they fought for their own country).

Now thats what I'm talkin about!

**vinnysimmo** · 10-10-2007, 12:59 PM

Originally Posted by Roaddebris

I thinks it's from the tropics. Africa? Anyway, I know what you're thinking, vinny, and I'm surprised at you. No we can't invade Africa just so you can have cheap Ovaltine. Shame, shame.

We? You wouldn't be my president!

**2slow** · 10-10-2007, 01:05 PM

If you say you are a (fill in the blank) american you will be immediately deported to that country ! If you want to live in America you will be know as an AMERICAN!!!

**Kryshah** · 10-10-2007, 03:10 PM

wow, RD definately for president. And, we should invade the Phillipenes first, then Africa.

Shazane · 10-10-2007, 03:32 PM

Originally Posted by Candlelight Chaos

LOL...
We would go to war with the non-neil peart worshippers.......lol its a joke...

WHAT?! who are these "non" Neil Peart worshippers?

**2slow** · 10-10-2007, 03:38 PM

Originally Posted by Shazane

WHAT?! who are these "non" Neil Peart worshippers?

Perts good not great!

**Ethel_The_Frog** · 10-10-2007, 03:43 PM

SACRILEGE! Burn the witch!

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