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the other side into a beautiful abyss...
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the edge of a rift in the space-time continuum (such was the sheer force of Chuck's kick-not bad for a guy so old Moses owes him five bucks!). Our raccoon hero was subsequently pulled into a wormhole and popped out...
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the other side into a beautiful abyss...
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which was
DUN
DUN
DUUUUUN
THE FUTURE!!! Future Future Future
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and the raccoon quickly died from the toxic atmosphere
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So, with Chuck Norris still fuming over the recent incident, saw a car driving by, grabbed the car by the bumper, pulled it to an instant stop, roundhouse kicked the people in the car into the wormhole after the Raccoon, and proceeded to drive to
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A&w
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where he suddenly got an overwhelming urge for a triple bacon cheeseburger with cheesy bacon fries and--
keep the beat goin' ... Don't keep it to yourself!
Charlie
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of course, to his dismay, he found out that he was one quarter shy, so in a plan to steal from the local dry cleaners store, he unfortunately...
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realized that he did not need to. He went back through the drive thru and stared the cashier in the eyes until he melted. He then drove to the next window where the man refused to give him his burger. Chuck Norris then raised an eyebrow with such force that the men desentigrated.
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This was the moment when fifty of the poor racoon's family members appeared in full ninja-kit to avenge their relative by...
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repeatedly roadhouse kicking Chuck Norris right in the...
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ego!
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"Dratted masked mammals!" Growled Chuck with such force that the surrounding vegetation shriveled away.
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This made the environmentalists very peeved at poor Chuch Norris, and he had to...
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Leave the country before he was imprisoned in a Chuck Norris containment kit,however Narwhals burst in through the ground wounding the enviromentalists
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Of course, everyone knows that enviromentalists' cannot be killed, and they were only sent deep into the pits Tartarus to revive later for their revenge.
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Then, Captain crunch randomly burst from a barrel in the corner and started throwing napalm everywhere while
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the mascot of Cocoa Puffs, Sonny the Cuckoo Bird, cackled madly while he surveyed the chaos.
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And the "silly" rabbit from trix cereal escaped from the mental asylum in the confusion, but he forgot one thing...
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what?
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Well, he forgot that Count Chocula, Frankenberry, and Booberry were
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still crunchy even in milk
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"Ridiculous" Roared Tony the Tiger, who
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of course earned his stripes in the process, while trying to prove that Captain Crunch's cereal doesn't scrape the roof of your mouth, but then, out of nowhere,
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Tony the tiger declares "They're Great!"
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