Drum Chat Newbie Initiation

[pastor_bob]

Bongobro, you are without a doubt the coolest! (fingers poppin')

[drum_chick]

Bongobro, you are without a doubt the coolest! (fingers poppin')

Wait, you said I was the coolest!

LOL

[pastor_bob]

LOL Busted!

[Jack]

Ive got to tell Crazymanwithaplunger that the requested Noob initiation
has some pretty sensual words, words i don't use often. When you come
to fix my toilet, please note that isn't oatmeal floating round the bowl. If you
could please tuck your lingerie back into your pants, I've seen the desire in
my wife's eyes and I'm becoming jealous. She is a tender lover but i have
to insist, i don't share!

[Ringo]

nice

[Jack]

Now that i paid the primary initiation dues with all do respect, whats up folks?
My name of course is Jack. Im a tile contractor in southern california and
another rythm junkie Ive been trying to register here for a week
or so and glad i finally succeeded. I spend alot of time on another forum
related directly to my carreer and i feel like i know the value of a good
message board. From what ive seen just reading around i know i have
found the right place to learn more, and who knows maybe have some
fun at the same time. P.s i have a website in my user profile. If its
ok to put it in my sig line i will, if not no biggy. I have to admit i know the
major forum rules and skipped reading them, shame on me... is posting
links against the rules? I tried to post a responce to a thread with a link
to youtube (an Arturo Stable vid) it didnt workout so hot

[pastor_bob]

Way to go, Jack! I understand your hesitance over some of those words. As a pastor, I probably blushed a bit during the typing, but I got through it.

Congrats on surviving the initiation, and welcome!

[_Roxy_]

Drum_chick is awesome. We share a love of drums and oatmeal. I may have hit and/or poked her with a stick, but she was one of the nicest people I have met. I am so lucky to have met her!! She always made me laugh. I also want to thank pastor_bob, ch33z and bongobro for being so nice to an annoying ten-year-old like me. Thanks guys!!(forget the other words LOL!!)

[pastor_bob]

I've never known you as annoying, Roxy! It's good to have you here. BTW, we were all 10 years old, once!

[_Roxy_]

Thanks.

[drums-rock]

Hey im a noob :D

here it goes

dear erm crazymanwithplunger

your tender snare drums sounds so good its almost like eating oatmails off a plate your drum seats so tender and juicy i could eat it up with a spoon! yoour just my desire i love the lingerie sticks you use aswell mmmmmm its all just sooooo, soooooo sensual!


lol that was pretty bad

[pastor_bob]

It's not how good or bad, DR. It's just that you did it! Way to go, bro.

BTW, I didn't know that you had such a thing for crazymanwithaplunger!

[drums-rock]

lol just keep it to yourself tho :P lol

[Drumslave]

Hi everybody! I've been lurking around to get some tips and answers but never really bothered to participate. I also have the time at the moment to come up with somekinda poem. Here it goes...

My Drumsticks

My pair of drumsticks is every cool dudes' desire
The mere sight lights up my gastronomic fire

These pair of thighs are so tender
Carressed only in oatmeal batter

Lickin' it is so sensual
Only a woman without the lingerie can equal

[TIMPANIST09]

very good drumslave very clever welcome aboard

[Drumslave]

Thanks. I'm glad to join a informative and clean forum.

[drum_chick]

Thanks. I'm glad to join a informative and clean forum.

I don't know about clean, did you see that kid with the peanut butter all over him in the "Dinosuar" thread?

[Drumslave]

Picture is not there anymore or probably filtered out by firewall. Anyway, the thought of peanut butter does not really connote cleanliness but hey it's still food. As you can see in my poem I really rank food high in my priority list.

[bongobro]

Hi everybody! I've been lurking around to get some tips and answers but never really bothered to participate. I also have the time at the moment to come up with somekinda poem. Here it goes...

My Drumsticks

My pair of drumsticks is every cool dudes' desire
The mere sight lights up my gastronomic fire

These pair of thighs are so tender
Carressed only in oatmeal batter

Lickin' it is so sensual
Only a woman without the lingerie can equal

Hey, drumslave--wait'll you hear it with bongos and congas in the background! Cool poem!

[32ndHeartBeat]

Hah, I've never been in this thread before. You noobs have some interesting initiation speeches though lol. Good work

-32

[Andreeew]

* tender
* lingerie
* desire
* sensual
* oatmeal



I guess I've got to do this eh lol.English isn't my first language so don't expect something good <_<

I'll write to 1drumbum since he's the first user to welcome me :D

Dear drumbum, I am really impressed with your desire to play drums, the tender sound of your
playing is so good its like eating oatmeal with a woman in lingerie. Someday I hope I can produce a sound so sensual like you do.

[pastor_bob]

Well done, Andreeew, and welcome to the DrumChat!! You are officially initiated!!

[styx]

here it goes pastor bob... lol

i desire to hear the sensual sound of your drumming, in my ear. it's like a tender steak, and not like the result of straining oatmeal through expensive lingerie.

can anyone guess what is? "the result of straining oatmeal through expensive lingerie" lol

[pastor_bob]

Congrats, Stix! You are officially initiated! And the only thing I can think of that would be a result of straining oatmeal through expensive lingerie would be a truly expensive mess!

[styx]

lol