Drum Chat Newbie Initiation

[rudd_timm]

after markadiddle sent me to this thread my desire for oatmeal grew strong, very senual indeed. but after my wife popped out of the room in this very tender lingere. that hunger uplifted and it was off to pleasure town.

but maybe ill still have that bowl of oatmeal in the morning. lol

[Markadiddle]

Nice job, timm! Consider yourself officially initiated! Now that you have passed the test, you get your new and improved DC secret decoder ring, the ones that have a built in whistle. Just head on down the hall, past the members only lounge and stop at the window marked, "receive your secret DC decoder ring here". Tell pastor bob I sent ya. Once you receive it, you'll be able to decode the text below:


Don't forget to have a great time and welcome again to DC!

[rudd_timm]

awesome man, thanks!

[pastor_bob]

Well done rudd_timm, and welcome to Drum Chat. The storage room where we keep our supply of decoder rings is currently undergoing a complete inventory, so I left a decoder ring for you in the membership lounge. It's on the table right next to the book on the history of Gretsch drums.

[markthechuck]

after markadiddle sent me to this thread my desire for oatmeal grew strong, very senual indeed. but after my wife popped out of the room in this very tender lingere. that hunger uplifted and it was off to pleasure town.

but maybe ill still have that bowl of oatmeal in the morning. lol

haha, well done, welcome to the forum.

[mikesangapore]

hahaha I'm a newbie but I don't even know where to start

[pastor_bob]

Hi Mike. Just go to the first post on this thread: http://www.drumchat.com/showthread.p...tion-1699.html

Then just follow the directions, and most of all, have fun with it.

[BlueSky]

Better late than never...

An Ode to Markadiddle

The once was a musician on DrumChat,
who in his lingerie thought he looked phat.
With his sensual knowledge and his drum desire,
he gave us humorous posts to which all would aspire,
And ask "Could oatmeal work - for the pastor's cat?"

It was hard to just choose one of you to highlight in my post, but since Mark has been my one of my pastor's cat buddies I had to go with him.

[Markadiddle]

Well done BlueSky!

Consider yourself initiated in to the DC fold. Now, all you have to do is go down the hall, past the members lounge and pick up your DC secret decoder ring. Ask for pastor bob.

[BlueSky]

Now, do I take a right or a left at the corner right past Bish's surplus drum closet?

[jmastrodimos]

Hi Tom!
I'm a newbie. I'll give it my best shot:

Being a little short of legal tender, it's a toss up. Do I purchase lingerie for my sensual wife, or do I purchase new heads for my kit, which are as pitted as cottage cheese or oatmeal.

John

[jmastrodimos]

Hi Tom!
I need to amend my entry.

Being a little short of legal tender, it's a toss up. Do I purchase lingerie for my sensual wife, or do I follow my true desire to purchase new heads for my kit, as they are as pitted as cottage cheese and oatmeal.

John

[BlueSky]

Hi Tom!
I need to amend my entry.

Being a little short of legal tender, it's a toss up. Do I purchase lingerie for my sensual wife, or do I follow my true desire to purchase new heads for my kit, as they are as pitted as cottage cheese and oatmeal.

John

I'm impressed! Clever, and quick. I don't think there has ever been a newbie that used initiation as his first post! (...especially since we have had so many newbies NOT going through initiation....)

Welcome to DrumChat - now head on over here:
http://www.drumchat.com/showthread.p...elf-19824.html

and let us know more about you...and you can learn a lot about us!

[pastor_bob]

Well done jmastrodimos! Consider yourself fully initiated. Oh, and Blue Sky can show you where to pick up your decoder ring.

[piratemonkey124]

As I sat watching TV with bluesky we decided we should order a pizza. Reaching into our pockets we found only oatmeal. Never fear said bluesky my friend works at kfc he'll hook us up.
There was a man at the counter dressed in lingerie the name tag said markadiddle. He personally assured the chicken was fresh and tender as he had given it a sensual massage before cooking. Somehow I lost my desire to eat.

[late8]

He personally assured the chicken was fresh and tender as he had given it a sensual massage before cooking. Somehow I lost my desire to eat.

Choke!

[piratemonkey124]

Lol

[Markadiddle]

As I sat watching TV with bluesky we decided we should order a pizza. Reaching into our pockets we found only oatmeal. Never fear said bluesky my friend works at kfc he'll hook us up.
There was a man at the counter dressed in lingerie the name tag said markadiddle. He personally assured the chicken was fresh and tender as he had given it a sensual massage before cooking. Somehow I lost my desire to eat.

You owe me a new keyboard. I just spit out my drink when I read that.

That is, without a doubt, one of the funniest initiation posts I have read to date. Awesome PM!!

[piratemonkey124]

Lol. I hoped you would like it.

[BlueSky]

As I sat watching TV with bluesky we decided we should order a pizza. Reaching into our pockets we found only oatmeal. Never fear said bluesky my friend works at kfc he'll hook us up.
There was a man at the counter dressed in lingerie the name tag said markadiddle. He personally assured the chicken was fresh and tender as he had given it a sensual massage before cooking. Somehow I lost my desire to eat.

It's great to start the day with such a laugh. I'm glad I was not enjoying my morning Mountain Dew, or you would certainly owe me a keyboard, too!

Now you can get your secret decoder ring. Just take a right at Pastor Bob's office, all the way to the end of the hall.

[Texdrumr]

Hilarious!

[DISENFRANCHISED]

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[josephusz]

After being sent here by the mighty markadiddl trough a message he typed by tenderly tapping the keys on his keyboard, I looked in my closet to find inspiration, but I only found some lingerie lying around and got the desire to throw it all away and play drums, because I love playing drums. Playing drums is like my life. Without drums I'd be lost. I know, sometimes I get a little too sensual. Oatmeal.

[Markadiddle]

Good job josephusz. Nice finish.

[Membraneophonist]

Okay BlueSky since you were the first to respond to my Intro post:

I long to hear the tender sound of your brushes on the stubbly coating of your snare head while I lounge in leather lingerie filled with desire for the sound of a sensual rim-shot as I play in a single headed bass drum bath of oatmeal.


OK now I must apologize for this post but someone did ask this of newbies after all!