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    Good on you,Membraneophonist , and welcome to the forum.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Membraneophonist View Post
    Okay BlueSky since you were the first to respond to my Intro post:

    I long to hear the tender sound of your brushes on the stubbly coating of your snare head while I lounge in leather lingerie filled with desire for the sound of a sensual rim-shot as I play in a single headed bass drum bath of oatmeal.


    OK now I must apologize for this post but someone did ask this of newbies after all!
    I'm impressed, even though my lingerie tastes don't run to leather! Well done, man.

    Oh, and I know the real reason you picked me...you just love me best.
    "Well-behaved women rarely make history."
    -Laurel Thatcher Ulrich, 1976

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    Quote Originally Posted by BlueSky View Post
    I'm impressed, even though my lingerie tastes don't run to leather! Well done, man.

    Oh, and I know the real reason you picked me...you just love me best.
    I thought I loved you the best?! Oh wait, that sounded really weird. LOL!
    Stolen from EddieV:
    Boom, ching, boom boom ching, fuggadugga fuggadugga fuggadugga crash. Rinse, Repeat ad-nauseum.

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    Come on Mark. You steal copy. Just look at your signature.
    Quote Originally Posted by Texdrumr View Post
    Nothing says 'tough' like a drummer with ducklings on his drums. Ha!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Membraneophonist View Post
    Okay BlueSky since you were the first to respond to my Intro post:

    I long to hear the tender sound of your brushes on the stubbly coating of your snare head while I lounge in leather lingerie filled with desire for the sound of a sensual rim-shot as I play in a single headed bass drum bath of oatmeal.
    Alright, now that's just gross!

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    Did I lose you at the beginning or were you with me until the oatmeal bath?

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    oh good something that i can say hi to everyone on. Hello. Hi

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    Quote Originally Posted by drummer View Post
    If you've been sent here, you need to be inititiated into DRUM CHAT.
    (Don't worry, it's harmless.)


    Pick a member of drum chat and write a paragraph telling them how much you love them. You must use the following words:

    • tender
    • lingerie
    • desire
    • sensual
    • oatmeal

    And here's the real challenge: You've got to keep it clean!
    Pick a member of drum chat and write a paragraph telling them how much you love them. You must use the following words:

    tender
    lingerie
    desire
    sensual
    oatmeal


    As i tenderly caress your gleaming Sabian paragons, so gently covered with minimal felts like a woman barely modest in ligerie, I am filled with desire to let lose (sorry, this is a family-friendly forum - Tom]. The stimulation is so sensual ...to my ears. But alas. I can only afford sabian solars, which sound like oatmeal

    x

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    Wow, talk about pushing the boundaries. LOL!

    Nice job, George!
    Stolen from EddieV:
    Boom, ching, boom boom ching, fuggadugga fuggadugga fuggadugga crash. Rinse, Repeat ad-nauseum.

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    Come on Mark. You steal copy. Just look at your signature.
    Quote Originally Posted by Texdrumr View Post
    Nothing says 'tough' like a drummer with ducklings on his drums. Ha!

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    Quote Originally Posted by drummer View Post
    If you've been sent here, you need to be inititiated into DRUM CHAT.
    (Don't worry, it's harmless.)


    Pick a member of drum chat and write a paragraph telling them how much you love them. You must use the following words:

    • tender
    • lingerie
    • desire
    • sensual
    • oatmeal

    And here's the real challenge: You've got to keep it clean!
    I posted quite a bit before coming here but now I am ready so,

    Pastor Bob

    I loved your response to my introduction post and I just wanted you to know that I fervently desire to see such a tender and loving soul, I can only hope you understand my sensual feelings for you, my feelings became clear one night after I spilled cymbal cleaner on my collection of fine silk lingerie, that is when I realized my love for you overflows kind of like a piping hot bowl of oatmeal when cooked for to long in the microwave, my love for you is strong but too much for that one bowl to bear. Perhaps you will never truly understand how I feel but it is my hope that one day we will be together.

    The one who watches you sleep,
    The_epsicle

    I'm going to try to forget this experience as quickly as possible, and I'll get back to drumming now.
    Wear hearing protection.

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    To all "desires" and all de madams of de Drum Chat:

    "Sensual" will eventually figure "oatmeal"ikey dis place and I plan to "lingerie"-round, I figured I'd take a crack at dis here challenge an' introduce meself. Hi, I'm James.

    [takes a bow] Thank you, I'll be here all week. Please don't forget to tip your bar-"tender."

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    Well done The Epsicle . . . right up until the watching me sleep part. I haven't been able to sleep a wink since reading that! :lol:

    Jarhead, your use of the required words in such a creative way was excellent!

    That said, you have both passed the initiation and are eligible to pick up your coveted Drum Chat decoder rings in the Newbie Lounge/Lunchroom (down the hall and to your right, just passed the Drum Chat Reading Room). Take note not to confuse the Newbie Lounge/Lunchroom with the Top Dog Practice Room (down the hall and to the left), or the Mile High Club (we'll explain that later) Coffee and Danish Lounge (which is down the hall, turn right, down the hall, turn left, up the stairs . . . way up the stairs . . . third door on the right).

    Good to have you both here!
    Quoting gonefishin: Just have some bacon with ya when you go pick her up..........youre an instant chick magnet.





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    Quote Originally Posted by pastor_bob View Post
    Jarhead, your use of the required words in such a creative way was excellent!
    Thank you, just keeping it clean!

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    To my Drum Chat friend PHROGGE:

    I have enjoyed making music with you and I desire to do it again. Even though you were playing for free and I was working for the legal tender, Iím sure you had some fun playing and watching those sensual girls coming and going in their unexposed lingerie. Enjoy your abilities and your current opportunities to make music for the audience. And donít cry in your oatmeal over how great your musical career used to be.



    .

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    Welcome to Drum Chat JimiFern!

    You obviously know our PHROGGE, because he sure enjoys unexposed lingerie. Thanks for playing!
    Quoting gonefishin: Just have some bacon with ya when you go pick her up..........youre an instant chick magnet.





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    Buy Gifts for Drummers. And don't miss the free Drum Lessons!

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    Hi Markadiddle sent me to fill his every desire of eating oatmeal in a lingerie store. So i decided my life goal was to make his dream come true. His dream of having a tender bowl of delicious hot cereal Whilst the world around him keeps moving and moving only to decide what sensual garnments to adorn themselves with to please their drummer partners. So there he was hiding in between the racks camouflaged amongst the padding and leopard print enjoying the most satisfying meal of his existence.


    I tried.
    Last edited by Binnieismyname; 04-01-2014 at 10:14 PM.

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    Well done Binnie! Considered yourself initiated!

    Now, just walk down the hall, hang a left by the drummer's lounge and go to the door marked, "Receive your secret DC decoder ring here". Ask for pastor bob.
    Stolen from EddieV:
    Boom, ching, boom boom ching, fuggadugga fuggadugga fuggadugga crash. Rinse, Repeat ad-nauseum.

    Quote Originally Posted by drummer View Post
    Come on Mark. You steal copy. Just look at your signature.
    Quote Originally Posted by Texdrumr View Post
    Nothing says 'tough' like a drummer with ducklings on his drums. Ha!

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    I really want a decoder ring.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Binnieismyname View Post
    I really want a decoder ring.
    Now that you have passed with flying colors, you'll get one. It will help you read posts like what is posted below:




    Now, when you get your decoder ring, you'll be able to read what I posted above this sentence.
    Stolen from EddieV:
    Boom, ching, boom boom ching, fuggadugga fuggadugga fuggadugga crash. Rinse, Repeat ad-nauseum.

    Quote Originally Posted by drummer View Post
    Come on Mark. You steal copy. Just look at your signature.
    Quote Originally Posted by Texdrumr View Post
    Nothing says 'tough' like a drummer with ducklings on his drums. Ha!

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    One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them,
    One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them

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    Someone has been watching WAY too many LOTR movies. LOL!
    Stolen from EddieV:
    Boom, ching, boom boom ching, fuggadugga fuggadugga fuggadugga crash. Rinse, Repeat ad-nauseum.

    Quote Originally Posted by drummer View Post
    Come on Mark. You steal copy. Just look at your signature.
    Quote Originally Posted by Texdrumr View Post
    Nothing says 'tough' like a drummer with ducklings on his drums. Ha!

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    Dearest slinglander -

    Your tender demeanor and sensual, oatmeal-free mustache ignites a desire deep inside me that can only be quelled with fried lingerie.

    Mike

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    Excellent job MikeRoyale! Welcome to DC!

    Now that you have passed the initiation, you will now receive your secret DC decoder ring. Just make your way down the hall, past the drummer's lounge on your left(or is it the right? I forget) you'll see a door that says, "Receive secret decoder ring here but don't tell anyone". Ask for pastor bob.

    Oh and by the way, one thing I always tell newbies. Don't forget to
    Stolen from EddieV:
    Boom, ching, boom boom ching, fuggadugga fuggadugga fuggadugga crash. Rinse, Repeat ad-nauseum.

    Quote Originally Posted by drummer View Post
    Come on Mark. You steal copy. Just look at your signature.
    Quote Originally Posted by Texdrumr View Post
    Nothing says 'tough' like a drummer with ducklings on his drums. Ha!

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    Ahem, here goes:

    Northern Redneck...
    I desire to tell you, in tender tones, that I'm sure you are no stranger to the sensual allure of a woman in lingerie . I'm sure that you have once asked a groupie :" how do you like your eggs in the morning?" If the reply is "unfertilised" you reply with a sensual: "Good, because I'm serving oatmeal"
    Last edited by Audiopat; 06-21-2014 at 06:11 PM. Reason: Edit

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    Aren't Initiations against the law now there considered hazing.
    Sabian!!!

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    After Markadiddle sent me here, I realised my desire to thrash drums far outweighed my sensual bass playing, then realised that thrashing drums makes my lingerie sweaty and causes extreme hunger, solved only by oatmeal.


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