Good on you,Membraneophonist , and welcome to the forum.
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Did I lose you at the beginning or were you with me until the oatmeal bath?
oh good something that i can say hi to everyone on. Hello. Hi
Pick a member of drum chat and write a paragraph telling them how much you love them. You must use the following words:
tender
lingerie
desire
sensual
oatmeal
As i tenderly caress your gleaming Sabian paragons, so gently covered with minimal felts like a woman barely modest in ligerie, I am filled with desire to let lose (sorry, this is a family-friendly forum - Tom]. The stimulation is so sensual ...to my ears. But alas. I can only afford sabian solars, which sound like oatmeal
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I posted quite a bit before coming here but now I am ready so,
Pastor Bob
I loved your response to my introduction post and I just wanted you to know that I fervently desire to see such a tender and loving soul, I can only hope you understand my sensual feelings for you, my feelings became clear one night after I spilled cymbal cleaner on my collection of fine silk lingerie, that is when I realized my love for you overflows kind of like a piping hot bowl of oatmeal when cooked for to long in the microwave, my love for you is strong but too much for that one bowl to bear. Perhaps you will never truly understand how I feel but it is my hope that one day we will be together.
The one who watches you sleep,
The_epsicle
I'm going to try to forget this experience as quickly as possible, and I'll get back to drumming now.
Wear hearing protection.
To all "desires" and all de madams of de Drum Chat:
"Sensual" will eventually figure "oatmeal"ikey dis place and I plan to "lingerie"-round, I figured I'd take a crack at dis here challenge an' introduce meself. Hi, I'm James.
[takes a bow] Thank you, I'll be here all week. Please don't forget to tip your bar-"tender."
Well done The Epsicle . . . right up until the watching me sleep part. I haven't been able to sleep a wink since reading that! :lol:
Jarhead, your use of the required words in such a creative way was excellent!
That said, you have both passed the initiation and are eligible to pick up your coveted Drum Chat decoder rings in the Newbie Lounge/Lunchroom (down the hall and to your right, just passed the Drum Chat Reading Room). Take note not to confuse the Newbie Lounge/Lunchroom with the Top Dog Practice Room (down the hall and to the left), or the Mile High Club (we'll explain that later) Coffee and Danish Lounge (which is down the hall, turn right, down the hall, turn left, up the stairs . . . way up the stairs . . . third door on the right).
Good to have you both here!
Quoting gonefishin: Just have some bacon with ya when you go pick her up..........youre an instant chick magnet.
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To my Drum Chat friend PHROGGE:
I have enjoyed making music with you and I desire to do it again. Even though you were playing for free and I was working for the legal tender, I’m sure you had some fun playing and watching those sensual girls coming and going in their unexposed lingerie. Enjoy your abilities and your current opportunities to make music for the audience. And don’t cry in your oatmeal over how great your musical career used to be.
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Welcome to Drum Chat JimiFern!
You obviously know our PHROGGE, because he sure enjoys unexposed lingerie. Thanks for playing!
Quoting gonefishin: Just have some bacon with ya when you go pick her up..........youre an instant chick magnet.
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Hi Markadiddle sent me to fill his every desire of eating oatmeal in a lingerie store. So i decided my life goal was to make his dream come true. His dream of having a tender bowl of delicious hot cereal Whilst the world around him keeps moving and moving only to decide what sensual garnments to adorn themselves with to please their drummer partners. So there he was hiding in between the racks camouflaged amongst the padding and leopard print enjoying the most satisfying meal of his existence.
I tried.
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Well done Binnie! Considered yourself initiated!
Now, just walk down the hall, hang a left by the drummer's lounge and go to the door marked, "Receive your secret DC decoder ring here". Ask for pastor bob.
I really want a decoder ring.
One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them,
One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them
Dearest slinglander -
Your tender demeanor and sensual, oatmeal-free mustache ignites a desire deep inside me that can only be quelled with fried lingerie.
Mike
Excellent job MikeRoyale! Welcome to DC!
Now that you have passed the initiation, you will now receive your secret DC decoder ring. Just make your way down the hall, past the drummer's lounge on your left(or is it the right? I forget) you'll see a door that says, "Receive secret decoder ring here but don't tell anyone". Ask for pastor bob.
Oh and by the way, one thing I always tell newbies. Don't forget to
Ahem, here goes:
Northern Redneck...
I desire to tell you, in tender tones, that I'm sure you are no stranger to the sensual allure of a woman in lingerie . I'm sure that you have once asked a groupie :" how do you like your eggs in the morning?" If the reply is "unfertilised" you reply with a sensual: "Good, because I'm serving oatmeal"
Last edited by Audiopat; 06-21-2014 at 06:11 PM. Reason: Edit
Aren't Initiations against the law now there considered hazing.
Sabian!!!
After Markadiddle sent me here, I realised my desire to thrash drums far outweighed my sensual bass playing, then realised that thrashing drums makes my lingerie sweaty and causes extreme hunger, solved only by oatmeal.
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