By the time he was 30. He started out with just . . .
By the time he was 30. He started out with just . . .
Do justly, love mercy, walk humbly with your God
two peices of bark, duct tape and a
...snorkle. we call those the mcguiver smokers. (half baked)
but this story isnt about that guy. it's about a drummer named....
Knut, who had really bad...
....hair. he could spin his sticks like crazy, but still no motley crue tribute band would hire him. so he joined an emo band to vent his frustrations at his mom for giving him such a bad head of hair. being that his mom was a nappy headed ho herself. (sorry i just need to say nappy headed ho)..........
Untimately, he landed the leading role in the play "Jerry Lewis: Comedy Genius" which played for 500 staight weeks in Paris.
Heartland Rocks!
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.....where he gorged him self on cheese, wine and hairy arm pitted women.
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Heartland Rocks!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=EK9opsMo0jg
......he screamed as the french police hit him with a large amount of pepper spray. but thats what happens in paris when you.....
snort catepillar excrement when I you're young. So he obviously went to......
went to a very posh ero-style jail...er...correction facility where, as an American, found he was the intellectual and artistic top dog. His fellow prisoners gave him the nick name...
Heartland Rocks!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=EK9opsMo0jg
Nocturnal Male Sleeze, because he prided himself on being not only smart but being a nappy headed male ho, however, with that said he was also very good at..........
...good at reading, being a graduate of the Evilyn Wood Speed Reading Dynamics Course.
Heartland Rocks!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=EK9opsMo0jg
.....he made his cell mate pepe his prison girlfriend, but they did not live happily ever after. after 2 years in french prison he was brutally beaten by the guards. he slipped into a coma and awoke 14 years later to find pepe had left him for a biker named rick.
stick to the story, if you dont like the direction....change it.
He then disguised himself as a robot (no one ever gave a year lol) and joined a gang teaming up with Rosie from the Jetsons. Robot drug trade wasn't good, so began a war. He was so torn up that his robot companion had been popped that he took her place as house maid for Janes lazy arse.
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The good times won't roll themselves
Gretsch Renown Maple, Paiste Signature, Reflector, and Dark Energy
But that job got old so he decided to go make a huge........
Dookie.
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The good times won't roll themselves
Gretsch Renown Maple, Paiste Signature, Reflector, and Dark Energy
...and apply for a job in the Death Star.
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The good times won't roll themselves
Gretsch Renown Maple, Paiste Signature, Reflector, and Dark Energy
Unfortunatly, he did'nt have enough work experience, so he he took a job at a Photo Hut in Akansas where he.....
Da' Bum
Rockin' the beat for fadedblue
Keepin' time for Andy Harrison & the AOP
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DW Performance 5 pc. in White Marine Pearl
1972 Pearl Deluxe Custom 5 pc. in blue sparkle
KAT KT-3
Paiste cymbals
Gibraltar hardware
Axis pedals
Vic Firth sticks
Evans heads
decided to go play drums instead of sitting around on the computer.
i must be the only hip hop fan here
But Nocturnal Male Sleaze soon discovered drums in Arkansas were as rare as hen's teeth. Somehow, he made a floor tom out of a five-gallon can of 90-weight Ford tractor lube ... side toms out of a Charles Chips can and a Crisco shortening can ... and cymbals out of hubcaps from the junked 1949 Dodge that blocked one of the drive-throughs at PhotoHut...
however, his buddies drew the line when he made bongos out of two empty Trop-Artic motor oil cans...because in Arkansas they use empty oil cans for...
keep the beat goin' ... Don't keep it to yourself!
Charlie
"If a man does not keep pace with his companions, perhaps it is because he hears a different drummer. Let him step to the music which he hears, however measured or far away." --Henry David Thoreau, "Walden," 1854
"There's a lot to be said for Time Honored tradition and value." --In memory of Frank "fiacovaz" Iacovazzi
"Maybe your drums can be beat, but you can't."--Jack Keck
the storage of the hearts collected (in the style that many will be familiar with if they have watched indian jones and the temple of doom) from the little known species of giraffe known by scientists as...
I really wish that we could actually show the pictures in here...
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