Hahaha....not funny....women beating is sick in every form you look at it.
Hahaha....not funny....women beating is sick in every form you look at it.
"If a man does not keep pace with his companions, perhaps it is because he hears a different drummer."
- Henry David Thoreau
My set: Sonor Force 2003 Fusion Kit. 16" B8 Thin Crash, 20" B8 Ride, 16" Wuhan China, 14" B8 hi-hats, 10" AAX Splash
PDP Double bass Pedal, PDP throne.
LOL! Depends on the woman....... Just Kidding.Originally Posted by Candlelight Chaos
How about this one:
In English pubs, ale is ordered by pints and quarts... So in old England, when customers got unruly, the bartender would yell at them "Mind your pints and quarts, and settle down." It's where we get the phrase "mind your P's and Q's"
Are you sure about that? Cuz I read that printing press apprentices would always get the "p" press and the "q" press mixed up, and therefore mess up the print.
So the masters always said "Mind your P's and Q's" as not to get them mixed up.
"If a man does not keep pace with his companions, perhaps it is because he hears a different drummer."
- Henry David Thoreau
My set: Sonor Force 2003 Fusion Kit. 16" B8 Thin Crash, 20" B8 Ride, 16" Wuhan China, 14" B8 hi-hats, 10" AAX Splash
PDP Double bass Pedal, PDP throne.
I guess ti could be either or, both sound like they could be right.... I'll google it.Originally Posted by Candlelight Chaos
http://www.straightdope.com/classics/a3_264.html
Check this out
Here's another:
The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time TV were Fred and Wilma Flintstone.
Yeah i read that one a long time ago, how about:
Godessship is the only triple letter in the English language.
"If a man does not keep pace with his companions, perhaps it is because he hears a different drummer."
- Henry David Thoreau
My set: Sonor Force 2003 Fusion Kit. 16" B8 Thin Crash, 20" B8 Ride, 16" Wuhan China, 14" B8 hi-hats, 10" AAX Splash
PDP Double bass Pedal, PDP throne.
Its illegal in a city in [can't remember exact city] Kansas to sleep naked. I guess it would cost to much money to bypass it, so one enforces it!
DRUM NAKED!
I Tried To Think Of Something Insightful, But This Is All That Came To Mind...
-PerpetualFrog
A shark always sleeps with only one eye closed and only rests half the brain at a time.
It is impossible to lick your elbow.
"the quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog" uses every letter in the english alphabet.
Speaking of alphabet, the word alphabet is derived from the Greek words Alpha and Beta.
"If a man does not keep pace with his companions, perhaps it is because he hears a different drummer."
- Henry David Thoreau
My set: Sonor Force 2003 Fusion Kit. 16" B8 Thin Crash, 20" B8 Ride, 16" Wuhan China, 14" B8 hi-hats, 10" AAX Splash
PDP Double bass Pedal, PDP throne.
If ya fill a swimming pool with custard you can walk across it like its a pavement but as soon as you stop you start to sink!!
if i ever see a pool full of custard i hope the are 100 naked women in it. in wich case i'm ok with sinking.
and i can not lick my elbow! who else just sat there at there computer and tested this theory? i cant be the only one. some parts your just not supposed to lick on your own i guess.
and yes kansas is full of crazy laws that have been on the books for WAY too long.
I'm LMAO right now!!!!!!Originally Posted by funkymcstain
Ambrose Everett Burnside was a Union Army General during the American Civil War. Burnside was noted for his unusual facial hair, joining strips of hair in front of his ears to his mustache, but with chin clean-shaven; the word burnsides was coined to describe this style. The syllables were later reversed to give Sideburns
Last edited by Musicnut74; 04-13-2007 at 08:19 PM.
PLEASE PLAY RESPONSIBLY.... DON'T DRINK AND DRUM!!
My Kit: Vintage Ludwig Classic Maple 26 kick 14, 16, 18 toms, Paiste 2002 Cymbals, Paiste Giant Beat 15" Hats
And how many of us still wear burnsides--uhh, sideburns--today?
Since this is Friday the 13th, here's something positive about the number 13...
in merrie olde England, breadmakers got into big trouble if they shorted their customers who ordered 12 rolls . . . so they got an idea of sticking an extra roll into the customers' orders...
THUS: "THE BAKER'S DOZEN!"
keep the beat goin' ... Don't keep it to yourself!
Charlie
"If a man does not keep pace with his companions, perhaps it is because he hears a different drummer. Let him step to the music which he hears, however measured or far away." --Henry David Thoreau, "Walden," 1854
"There's a lot to be said for Time Honored tradition and value." --In memory of Frank "fiacovaz" Iacovazzi
"Maybe your drums can be beat, but you can't."--Jack Keck
(clenches teeth shut)... Don't say it Tom, Don't say it!Originally Posted by drum_chick
Man, I hate passin' up the good ones!
Is it still illegal to spit on the sidewalk? I know it was when I was younger.
In sweden it is illega to not wear a bycycle helmet when you are cycling.
dont ask how i know ...
*the average condom can hold over a gallon of water before busting
* 75% percent of the people that Read " you cannot lick your elbow" try
it
* A midget can infact lick his elbow
* the universe is the shape of a football and expanding at a rate of about 10000 light years
* 75% of the midgets that read that tried to lick they're elbow..haha gotcha...
*hitlers hatered of the jews started when he was turned down for a art school admission by a jewish art director
*in the 60's JFK launched a multi assassination attempt on castro..one ploy a explosive cigar actually reachd his desk..where one of castros top officers proceeded to light it and explode...the positive thing Castro found out who was stealing his cigars
PRACTICE SAFE BANGING!!! play drums! My Pearl Session Kit
Originally Posted by drum_chick
Did they each have a foot on the floor?
When we do right, no one remembers. When we do wrong, no one forgets.
it hurts.......it hurts......Originally Posted by funkymcstain
"What consumes your mind, controls your life" - So, what consumes your mind?
The usage of the term "Give someone the cold shoulder" came from an old english tradition of having roasts at dinner parties. If the host however did not like a guest, they were given a cold cut of the shoulder of the roast.
"What consumes your mind, controls your life" - So, what consumes your mind?
In Arkansas it is legal (not sure if it is still) for a man to beat his wife, but not more than once a month.
In Florida, if an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle.
In Texas, when two trains meet each other at a railroad crossing, each shall come to a full stop, and neither shall proceed until the other has gone. A recently passed anticrime law requires criminals to give their victims 24 hours notice, either orally or in writing, and to explain the nature of the crime to be committed. and finally or the texans, Homosexual behavior is a misdemeanor offense. - I want to know what constitues "Homosexual Behaviour"?
"What consumes your mind, controls your life" - So, what consumes your mind?
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