Chuck's oesophagus is so tough, it gives chillies ulcers.
"...it's the Paradigm Of The Cosmos!" Stewart Copeland on Youtube
668: The Number Of The Guy Next Door To The Beast.
"A random act of kindness; it keeps my heart in shape!" - Late8
Chuck Norris can win a game of connect 4 in 3 moves
A set of Exports and paiste's
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Chuck Norris made Journey stop believin'.
Chuck Norris punched a cyclops between the eyes.
Now that's funny.....and you put Chuck and Journey into the same joke! I tips me hat off to ya.
Chuck's favourite party trick is to do a roundhouse kick to Stonehenge, toppling the stones over and then saying to the rest of us "try doing that with ya puny dominoes!"
Chuck's beard is so awesome and grizzly that the grizzly bear is named after it, not the other way around.....get it right, folks!
There is a brand of kitchen wipes called Chux Superwipes....perfect for wiping up scum like it's namesake.
"...it's the Paradigm Of The Cosmos!" Stewart Copeland on Youtube
668: The Number Of The Guy Next Door To The Beast.
"A random act of kindness; it keeps my heart in shape!" - Late8
chuck norris can roundhouse kick you in the back of the face
jesus may be able to walk on water, but only chuck norris can swim over land.
Sabian Squad (Albeit Ironically )
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The Moh's scale of hardness.....
1 Talc Mg3Si4O10(OH)2 1
2 Gypsum CaSO4·2H2O 3
3 Calcite CaCO3 9
4 Fluorite CaF2 21
5 Apatite Ca5(PO4)3(OH–,Cl–,F–) 48
6 Orthoclase Feldspar KAlSi3O8 72
7 Quartz SiO2 100
8 Topaz Al2SiO4(OH–,F–)2 200
9 Corundum Al2O3 400
10 Diamond C 1600
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100 Chuck Norris CN 2,000,000+
"...it's the Paradigm Of The Cosmos!" Stewart Copeland on Youtube
668: The Number Of The Guy Next Door To The Beast.
"A random act of kindness; it keeps my heart in shape!" - Late8
Chuck Norris is so tough that Metropolis fired Superman.
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T.C.
Did you know he plays a mean upright double bass? Well.......his look-alike does....
[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kx_XWq7dAQs"]YouTube - The Best of Ryan Larson - "Expert" Village Bass Genius[/ame]
"...it's the Paradigm Of The Cosmos!" Stewart Copeland on Youtube
668: The Number Of The Guy Next Door To The Beast.
"A random act of kindness; it keeps my heart in shape!" - Late8
You are gonna be so hunted down by Chuck now!
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T.C.
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