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"All right, who's the wise guy who took my drum key/stick bag/conga wrench?"
Things drummers are likely to say?
That other thread was a blast, so I thought, why not think of things that we've all probably said? Here's mine: "Well, turn your amp up!"
Things drummers are likely to say?
"All right, who's the wise guy who took my drum key/stick bag/conga wrench?"
keep the beat goin' ... Don't keep it to yourself!
Charlie
"If a man does not keep pace with his companions, perhaps it is because he hears a different drummer. Let him step to the music which he hears, however measured or far away." --Henry David Thoreau, "Walden," 1854
"There's a lot to be said for Time Honored tradition and value." --In memory of Frank "fiacovaz" Iacovazzi
"Maybe your drums can be beat, but you can't."--Jack Keck
"Heck no you can't play my drums!"
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"I want a double kick. I want a double kick. I want a double kick. I want a double kick." (continues insessantly untill double kick is presented)
or
"No, I am playing it at the right speed - YOU just can't keep up"
"What consumes your mind, controls your life" - So, what consumes your mind?
Before we know better - "Man, Lars is like, one of the best drummers EVER!"
After we have been disillusioned - "Man, Lars, is like, a really average drummer. Wonder why he is so famous and popular? Why did I think he was so good?"
"What consumes your mind, controls your life" - So, what consumes your mind?
Things drummers are likely to say:
Would you like fries with that sir?
roflol
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Originally Posted by crazymanwithaplunger
Bwahahaha, i love it
"No, i aint playing softer, turn up your dang amps!"
or
"Oh really? Drummings easy? Go ahead, you try it, but not on my drumset"
Yeah or something along the lines of
"Algebra? What's algebra? Is that like womans underwear or something?"
"What consumes your mind, controls your life" - So, what consumes your mind?
Things drummers are likely to say?
"Gee, I don't know if I can play 'Take Five'...I've never counted higher than 1-2-3-4..."
keep the beat goin' ... Don't keep it to yourself!
Charlie
"If a man does not keep pace with his companions, perhaps it is because he hears a different drummer. Let him step to the music which he hears, however measured or far away." --Henry David Thoreau, "Walden," 1854
"There's a lot to be said for Time Honored tradition and value." --In memory of Frank "fiacovaz" Iacovazzi
"Maybe your drums can be beat, but you can't."--Jack Keck
"Touch my kit and die!"
HB58
My Kit: Pearl Session Custom 7 Piece w/ Zildjian Cymbals
My Band: Lead Redemption
Current Favourite Band: Necrophagist
Current Favourite Song: To Rid The Disease - Opeth
Next purchase: Pearl 18"x16" Floor Tom, Zildjian A Custom Crash
Rudiments?
"Ok, just one more time around the kit, then I'll get to my rudiments." (Don't know if you folks say it, but I do!)
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A take-off of Grasslanders.
"Hey, they're DRUMS. You're supposed to hit them - hard! I'm not playing too loud, you're playing too soft!"
Stix
Encouragement = Fertilizer for the seed of desire
& the flower of accomplishment.
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22 Bass, 8, 10, 12, 14 Rack, 16 Floor
14X5 D454 Chrome Snare
21 Zildjian Ride, 21 Zilco Crash Ride, 15 Sabian AAX Dark Crash
14 Sabian XS20 Medium Crash, 13 Sabian El Sabor Splash, 13 Zildjian A Custom Hats
10 Paiste Twenty Splash, 10 Zildjian A Splash, 6 Zildjian Zilbel
Tama Iron Cobra 2X Pedal & Hatstand, Pearl Icon Rack
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Things drummers are likely to say?
"You can NEVER play 'em too loud!"
keep the beat goin' ... Don't keep it to yourself!
Charlie
"If a man does not keep pace with his companions, perhaps it is because he hears a different drummer. Let him step to the music which he hears, however measured or far away." --Henry David Thoreau, "Walden," 1854
"There's a lot to be said for Time Honored tradition and value." --In memory of Frank "fiacovaz" Iacovazzi
"Maybe your drums can be beat, but you can't."--Jack Keck
"You know, I think it's about time for me to upgrade my kit." (this sentence will be repeated approximately every three to four years)
Just like buying a new car, isn't it!
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"I rule"
What do ya call a drummer whos girlfriend just broke up with him???
Homeless.
"Wow, what a great set!" - and every true drummer immediately knows that the reference MUST be to a drum kit!
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Should i get new skins or a cymbol?
Roland TD 30KV
Gretsch Birch Catalina Wine red.
Paiste PST5's
Paiste Alpha Paiste Dark Energy
Gibraltar Hardware Pearl 2002c Eliminator
Minute 36 - Facebook
Tai Fighters
Hmm, double bass and 3 toms or a Double pedal and 4 toms?
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh!!
What are you doing Friday?
Playing my drums.
Saturday?
Playing my drums.
Sunday?
Going to church. Then playing my drums.
Love that you were going to church, and then playing your drums, Roxy!
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say; "nah, you guys go to lunch and I will stay here and practice the songs"
think; " how lazy are these guys. anyway I dont need them, I got my drums "
say; " oh..ummm, can you bring a six pack back with you please "
think; "thanks...lazy *****s"
Things drummers are likely to say?
For church drummers:
Friday? Playin' my drums...
Saturday? Playin' my drums...goin' to church and playin' my drums...goin' home and playin' my drums some more...
Sunday? Goin' to church and playin' my drums...then goin' home and playin' my drums...then goin' back to church and playin' my drums some more...
BTW, Roxy, welcome to DrumChat!
keep the beat goin' ... Don't keep it to yourself!
Charlie
"If a man does not keep pace with his companions, perhaps it is because he hears a different drummer. Let him step to the music which he hears, however measured or far away." --Henry David Thoreau, "Walden," 1854
"There's a lot to be said for Time Honored tradition and value." --In memory of Frank "fiacovaz" Iacovazzi
"Maybe your drums can be beat, but you can't."--Jack Keck
"If I could just get a ______ (fill in any drum item here), I'm sure I'd have that perfect sound!"
Quoting gonefishin: Just have some bacon with ya when you go pick her up....
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