Reply With Quotethe earth rotates around the sun every 365 days.
The south pole
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Windex.
Or, if you're a true believer,
Aut Viam Inveniam Aut Faciam
"I shall either find a way or make one"
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the earth rotates around the sun every 365 days.
The south pole
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is where Santa goes on vacation after Christmas.
Do you think he takes
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Rudolph with him? I doubt
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it, that flashing red nose gets irritating.
He parks the slay
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around the block so no one can spot him as he arrives.
First thing once he does when gets to the hotel room though is . . .
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check for bed bugs.
Depending on the outcome of that endeavor ...
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he turns on the TV and watches Sportscenter and orders room service.
He tries
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to get free stuff by complaining of bedbugs.
The manager, however, is not
Aut Viam Inveniam Aut Faciam
"I shall either find a way or make one"
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believing he actually has bed bugs the size of small dogs.
Instead, the manager
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took the bed away.
As the day dawned and every one yawned
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Santa was too tired and hung over to spread Christmas cheer.
He decided
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on whom he chose to confide in.
But once out to sea, he was happy as could be except when met Poseiden, while sinking to the
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lowest point in his life!
Poor Santa, he was
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present only in body, wrapped up in depression, unable to
share his gift of happiness.
It was then that he remembered an ancient Eskimo legend .....
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, The coca-cola drinking polar bear.
The bear was not as friendly as he had hoped,
Aut Viam Inveniam Aut Faciam
"I shall either find a way or make one"
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so he offered a Pepsi
Bigfoot ,Santa, and the Coke bear
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bought a case of Ale and had a party.
It wasn't long before
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the bed bugs joined in the party.
They were high on
Aut Viam Inveniam Aut Faciam
"I shall either find a way or make one"
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Bath salts and my back shavings.
They had the most dissappointing
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-Mike
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deviled eggs.
Paprika is often mistaken for
Aut Viam Inveniam Aut Faciam
"I shall either find a way or make one"
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Little Billy's rash powder.
He often switched
-Mike
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teams, causing the kids to laugh at him.
When his shoes came untied,
Aut Viam Inveniam Aut Faciam
"I shall either find a way or make one"
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he took his last trip.
He fell for the ...
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the hottest and most popular girl in school .
But he knew
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