the earth rotates around the sun every 365 days.
The south pole
the earth rotates around the sun every 365 days.
The south pole
is where Santa goes on vacation after Christmas.
Do you think he takes
Rudolph with him? I doubt
it, that flashing red nose gets irritating.
He parks the slay
around the block so no one can spot him as he arrives.
First thing once he does when gets to the hotel room though is . . .
check for bed bugs.
Depending on the outcome of that endeavor ...
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he turns on the TV and watches Sportscenter and orders room service.
He tries
to get free stuff by complaining of bedbugs.
The manager, however, is not
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believing he actually has bed bugs the size of small dogs.
Instead, the manager
took the bed away.
As the day dawned and every one yawned
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Santa was too tired and hung over to spread Christmas cheer.
He decided
on whom he chose to confide in.
But once out to sea, he was happy as could be except when met Poseiden, while sinking to the
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lowest point in his life!
Poor Santa, he was
present only in body, wrapped up in depression, unable to
share his gift of happiness.
It was then that he remembered an ancient Eskimo legend .....
, The coca-cola drinking polar bear.
The bear was not as friendly as he had hoped,
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so he offered a Pepsi
Bigfoot ,Santa, and the Coke bear
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bought a case of Ale and had a party.
It wasn't long before
the bed bugs joined in the party.
They were high on
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deviled eggs.
Paprika is often mistaken for
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teams, causing the kids to laugh at him.
When his shoes came untied,
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he took his last trip.
He fell for the ...
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the hottest and most popular girl in school .
But he knew
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