Had some time to think.
Tomorrow I
will be packing a big one as I feel like going postal!
Nah, maybe not,
just take a deep breath and count to ten.
Things will
eventually fall apart, regardless.
You know when all hope is gone you should
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go to the hope store and get some more.
The going rate for a used
Aut Viam Inveniam Aut Faciam
"I shall either find a way or make one"
drums and hardware is out of control.
Check Craigslist and Ebay
for overpriced used stuff.
Nothing beats a good
stiff drink to start the day off right!
Reminds me of the day that my ex-wife . . . . . .
went ballistic.
I laughed so hard that ...
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sh@t.
Can I say
that?
I think your good
@ stuff and junk.
Can't for the
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life of me figure out how to select just the right bacon.
Seems this is a long lost art form reserved for . . . .
pig gypsies.
They start by massaging
the hamhocks then over to the pork belly.
This Memorial Day
...honor the fallen.
Be responsible with your partying so you can ...
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be safe designating someone sober to drive.
Another suggestion would be...
just stay home with plenty of beer and bacon for yourself and anyone who may stop by.
I really don't have friends that . . . . . .
like me.
That makes it hard to
eat that bacon all by yourself.
If the world ran out of bacon
the world would than come to an end.
Let's keep growing pigs because
Their brothers' and sisters' sacrifices to bacon-loyal everywhere are long-honored and appreciated.
In fact,
"I consider every drummer that ever played before me an influence, in every way." (Buddy Rich)
"How do you keep 90 people together with one stick? I've got two sticks and i can't keep 5 people together." (Ian Paice)
pigs taste really really good.
Even better than
...bacon-wrapped chupacabra.
But the last time I...
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