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    a 2lb bacon overload heart attack on a bun!

    But you can't have bacon without...

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    A pound of sausage.

    After a trip to the hospital,
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    I picked up Taco Bell on the way home.

    Once, after the first time the second baseman went out to bat...
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    But he had the wrong bat.
    The bat broke and went flying.....
    Take care and seeya!

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    Into the face of the left fielder

    After a trip to the hospital, again
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    He finally got the lollipop he had been wanting so bad.

    Sadly, the local bully stole it and ...
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    Broke it into pieces.

    The next morning,
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    I woke up pretty battered, huge hangover.

    The last thing I remember doing last night was.....

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    blasting Immigrant song.

    We got a call
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    from my sister who was at the gig.
    She said that all the college girls

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    left for the Boy George reunion concert.

    I got nothin' ...
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    but a chameleon with bad Karma.
    Apparently the music of the 1980's is

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    enough to cause violent physical reactions to those who survived it!

    Now if everybody wants to rule the world...
    keep the beat goin' ... Don't keep it to yourself!

    Charlie

    "If a man does not keep pace with his companions, perhaps it is because he hears a different drummer. Let him step to the music which he hears, however measured or far away." --Henry David Thoreau, "Walden," 1854

    "There's a lot to be said for Time Honored tradition and value." --In memory of Frank "fiacovaz" Iacovazzi

    "Maybe your drums can be beat, but you can't."--Jack Keck

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    Shout!

    If not, then ...
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    Let it all out.

    These are the things
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    We talk about.
    C'mon, i'm talking to you...

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    come on.

    In violent times
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    RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


    Oh wait, never mind. Continue on with ...
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    The tunes.

    I read
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    All the above lyrics and laughed.

    It made me...

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    laugh.

    Now I am
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    going to stop inhaling the laughing gas.

    Yesterday, at a Helium Inhalation Party

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    we filled many balloons.

    We ran out of string so we had to
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    take a deep breath until He (Liam, the party host) spoke highly of us.

    I recall one night at a Pajama party in Atlanta

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    Nobody came.

    By the morning
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