ouch!
ouch!
max
what's the difference between a drummer and a large pizza?
the pizza can feed a family of four
max
badum...chi
Q: How can you tell when there is a drummer at your front door?
A: The knocking gets faster.
I think the drummer should sit back there and play some drums, and never mind about the tunes. Just get up there and wail behind whoever is sitting up there playing the solo. And this is what is lacking, definitely lacking in music today. - Buddy Rich
the drumset.
the drumset has given life to all!
When drummers are away from their instruments, which is quite often, they often resort to air drumming. Although often distracting to others, playing air drums provides drummers with a mental practice session that can help a great deal.
q. what is the difference between a drummer and a savings bond?
a. one will mature and make money.
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max
LOL... that's a good one
what did the drummer get on his IQ test?
Drool!
When drummers are away from their instruments, which is quite often, they often resort to air drumming. Although often distracting to others, playing air drums provides drummers with a mental practice session that can help a great deal.
What do you call a drummer that nevr gets yelled at?.....i dunno but u wouldn't call him a drummer!
Did you hear about the drummer who got accepted to Harvard?
Neither did I.
A band is usually made up of 3-4 musicians and a drummer.
noOriginally Posted by Drum Head
it slows down then doesnt know when to come in.
whats the difference between a drummer and a shopping trolley?
the trolley has a mind of its own.
what do u get when u cross a drummer and a roadie?
an even dumber roadie.
good comeback i used on a singer.
whats the difference between a singer and a terrorist?
you can negotiate with a terrorist
Hhahah!!!!
A drummer walks into a bar...
everyone else ducks.
thats old
by the way im actually fatty_3_3_92 i just forgot my password and didnt know our family email had changed
Welcome Fatty!! We hope that you will enoy your stay and if you have any questions or suggestions, please don't hesistate.Originally Posted by fatty3392
Romans 8:28
And we know that in all things God works for the good of those who love Him, who have been called according to His purpose.
hello fatty welcome to drum chat... if your actually fat your the first fat drummer i've ever sort of known
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Dig the savings bonds & pizza / feed a family of 4 ones...
More drummer/pizza type jokes:
Whaddya do when a drummer knocks on yer door?
Give him the $ & take the pizza.
How do you make a drummer's car aerodynamically correct?
Take the Domino's/Little Ceasars/Hungry Howies/Papa Johns/[*place your local pizza place here*] sign off the roof.
Hear about the drummer that locked his keys in his car?
It took the bassist & gtrst two and a half hours to get him & his keys out...
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Whaddya call a drummer who makes millions?
A bad liar.
Or a hit-melody songwriter.
Or a head surgeon, or software designer by day/trade.
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St Peter greets 4 "newcomers" who've just passed on at the Pearly gates.
He asks the first person, "When you were working, how much annual income were you acquiring b4 you finally passed away?"
To which they responded, "$80,000"...to which he replied, "you must've been a pharmacist," to which they again replied "Yes."
He asks the 2nd person, "How much annual income were you acquiring b4 you finally passed away?" to which they responded, "$150,000"...to which he replied, "you must've been a states attorney," to which they again replied "Yes."
He asks the 3rd person, "How much annual income were you acquiring b4 you finally passed away?" to which they responded, "$1,000,000"...to which he replied, "you must've been a CEO of your own company," to which they again replied "Yes."
Then he asks the 4th person, "And how much annual income were you acquiring b4 you finally passed away?" to which they responded, "$7,000"...to which he replied, "Yeah? What instrument did you play?"
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How'd the drummer get back at the bassist & gtrst for all those drummer jokes??
He loosened one of each of their tuning pegs & didn't tell either which one...
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