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[drummer]

Pastor Bob is really an Islamic Terrorist!


Run for your life!

[bongobro]

drummer knows because he designed the rockets pb's going to use on us!

[pastor_bob]

Yeah, but in my book, drummers are sacred, so that leaves just RD, Drummerdad, and AmberNicole. Watch out guys! Wait, I guess I should go incognito.

[drummer]

Lol

[drummerdavie]

ok but please take out gituar and bass only stores
thanks p.b.

[pastor_bob]

I'll take it under advicement, DD. If I do, I'll tell 'em you sent me! Muahahahah!

[drummerdavie]

oh can we put in terror request kinda like your santa only with explosives?

[pastor_bob]

lol

[vinnysimmo]

Pastor Bob is really an Islamic Terrorist! Run for your life!

Well done Drummer. Proudly doing your american duty of inciting hatred and mistrust towards Moslems all over the world.

[pastor_bob]

Aw, Vinny, this is not a spoof of all Muslims, just a spoof of the terrorist faction. Besides, as a Christian, I could be offended to be called an Islamic terrorist, or I can just laugh. I choose laughter.

I hope that you are just poking fun at us Americans, and that you don't really believe that our "duty" is to incite hatred and mistrust. That could be offensive, but I choose to laugh at the untruth, just as Muslims could about this whole thread. No offense was intended.

[Ethel_The_Frog]

TBH, I reckon most muslim terrorists aren't muslim terrorists.
I just think they suffer from explosive spontaneous combustion.

[vinnysimmo]

I hope that you are just poking fun at us Americans, and that you don't really believe that our "duty" is to incite hatred and mistrust.

The "duty" part was a joke.

[pastor_bob]

I figured. I know that there is misunderstanding in the world. I had patients, when I was in California, that were Muslim. I had no problems with them, and they had no problems with me. Some of the nicest people that I have known were Muslim, or gay, or agnostics, etc. They don't have to be like me. Most people in this world (not all) are just trying to get along, and the best way to do that is to be as forgiving as possible. I won't always say things the way I should, but if you can forgive me for those moments, I will certainly offer the same to you.

BTW, since this is an international forum, if our joke was not as funny as we thought, please forgive us.

[funkymcstain]

the second drummer typed the words "islamic terrorist" on the internet, a little window popped up on a screen in washington or wherever the office of homeland security is, red flagging drumchat. next thing you know drummers will be considered part of the axis of evil.

i can see bush on t.v. now..."there so evil they have a hardware company called...AXIS". what more proof do you need? plans are in action to take out such evil drum leaders as that canadian drum terrorist neil peart.

[drummer]

the second drummer typed the words "islamic terrorist" on the internet, a little window popped up on a screen in washington or wherever the office of homeland security is, red flagging drumchat. next thing you know drummers will be considered part of the axis of evil.

i can see bush on t.v. now..."there so evil they have a hardware company called...AXIS". what more proof do you need? plans are in action to take out such evil drum leaders as that canadian drum terrorist neil peart.

Funky, you're hilarious man! LOL

[drummer]

I figured. I know that there is misunderstanding in the world. I had patients, when I was in California, that were Muslim. I had no problems with them, and they had no problems with me. Some of the nicest people that I have known were Muslim, or gay, or agnostics, etc. They don't have to be like me. Most people in this world (not all) are just trying to get along, and the best way to do that is to be as forgiving as possible. I won't always say things the way I should, but if you can forgive me for those moments, I will certainly offer the same to you.

BTW, since this is an international forum, if our joke was not as funny as we thought, please forgive us.

I don't have to post anymore, Pastor Bob speaks from my heart. You see, we come from the same place him and I. The only difference is, I throw a little more caution to the wind.

Anyone that knows me on here knows that I have nothing but good intent and that I love people first and foremost. If my words are ever misunderstood, let me apologize in advance. If you ever have a problem with something I've said, just tell me. At the very least, allow me to rephrase or explain. That would be the fair thing to do, especially since the spoken word can be misinterpreted even more in writing than in person.

[funkymcstain]

Funky, you're hilarious man! LOL

alot of humor in the truth brother.

[pastor_bob]

If my words are ever misunderstood, let me apologize in advance. If you ever have a problem with something I've said, just tell me. At the very least, allow me to rephrase or explain. That would be the fair thing to do, especially since the spoken word can be misinterpreted even more in writing than in person.

Amen Drummer. It's not easy to remember that Americans are seen differently outside this country than the way we see ourselves. We know ourselves because we live it, while outside of America, others only know of us. In the same way, the Americans in here are getting to know people from other countries - places where we only know of you.
The cool part is that the more we get to know each other, the more we realize that we have so much in common. That can only be good for the world. And hey, if something is unintentionally offensive, just relax and say so. We'll adjust to each other. That's Drum Chat!!

[funkymcstain]

all i can say on all that is, please dont judge us all by our out of control government.

[drum_chick]

Pastor Bob is really an Islamic Terrorist!


Run for your life!

I think PB would look cute in one of those Islamic head wraps

[pastor_bob]

Since my forehead seems to be growing in abundance, that head wrap might not be such a bad idea in the near future!

In the meantime, I can just go with an LA Angels baseball cap! Go Angels!!

[Andreeew]

Lol you guys are funny